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He's gone out with somebody around my age as well.

I mean, God damn it, I could definitely get in there.

Maybe a couple more years it's been and I'll move on.

Me either.

Oh God, no.

Imagine I brought him home for dinner.

He's an all-loving mom and he'll be great friends because they'll be the same age.

Oh, stop.

You could go see an evening viewing.

I wouldn't go to cinema at half eight at night.

When I got kicked out of Dancing with the Stars in Australia, I definitely went out and had loads of drinks.

Loads.

And then the next morning you're on breakfast television.

Well, didn't somebody forget to go to bed?

Me!

And then it was all over the Irish press that I hadn't shown up for my interview because I was...

pretty much still pissed and yes it was true mom was ashamed of me everyone was disgusted I'd given the Irish a bad name all this and I was like oh my god forgive me for having fun I was quite young did you not turn up no didn't turn up I was pissed I couldn't I was pissed oh goodness me no Alex Alex was out last night I think she had about four hours sleep I was like she looked bloody great so yeah she's probably a young'un she's probably a young'un those feckers

I don't know any Corrie drama.

it had only begun all I said was poor Ambie and Emma was like I know and then Amber's like I can hear you the first thing listen to this but this is as sensitive as our family is Emma right this morning

Dear Amber Vogue and Imo, I was just reading an article about microdosing joy, whether it be appreciating your coffee in the morning or doing something kind for a friend.