Vogue

Looking for dicks.

I don't think I ever did that.

I don't know what yous were looking for.

Oh my God.

I used to always do that.

Okay, the other one.

What are you proud of yourself for?

That's a revolting question.

Please, God.

Well, I'm proud of you too.

It did look scary when I was watching you and Dancing with the Stars, but I'm proud of myself that I sat in the audience and I had to stand up around 12 to 15 times to clap for everybody.

So I'm also proud of myself for that.

Would you like to do an agony amb?

I'd love to.

Okay.

Dear Vogue and Amber, I need some advice because this has been bugging me more than I'd like to admit.

i'd be like jesus i i'd be thrilled if i was you because she's saving you i just feel like she's saving you admin because if she starts posting about you then everyone's going to get in touch and say happy birthday and then you have to write back to everybody i'm like is that what you want to be spending your birthday doing because i don't want anyone now when it's my birthday just amber and people like that so they can buy me gifts but besides that i don't want it on the internet so

Oh, but she still wants me to do a birthday post about her, but she won't bloody repost it.

Oh, I like yours actually, because, yeah, no, I won't repost it.

It's because I, Amber, I have spent many a time slagging off people who repost their birthday messages.