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Yeah.

Okay.

I just think it's dumb.

I get that people want to have somebody to take to Thanksgiving, to Christmas, to be booed up with drinking hot cocoa and a sweater.

But for that same reason, I don't want to introduce somebody to my aunt who keeps asking, when are you going to finally settle down?

Somebody that I know is not going to be around often.

But I feel like Thanksgiving, Christmas, like the holidays, they're such intimate things to bring somebody that might just be a fling to.

No, but there are people that wait particularly until cuffing season, like October, when it starts to get cold.

I think another thing, my uncle does this because he's single.

He always says like, yeah, I don't want to have anybody around Christmas because then I have to buy them gifts.

Exactly.

There are people that...

You know, you have to buy them a gift for Christmas and then it's Valentine's Day.

Save your money.

Yeah.

I don't want to spend money on somebody I don't have intentions on being with.

I know you want to be with somebody, so that way you can.

You are a cheap ass.

Baloney.

When's the last time you got an iron as a gift?