Wade

Their 5G home internet speeds are officially the fastest, which means that when you're downloading all your movies that aren't mine, every single one except for mine, you'll get them at the fastest speeds possible, along with all your video calls and uploading files and maybe even streaming something in the background, you know.

Radon is a radioactive gas that has no smell, color, or taste.

Produced from the natural radioactive decay of uranium, which is found in all rocks and soils.

That was eBay.

Well, that's unfortunate, so Wade is irradiated.

I mean, I have lenses that are somewhat radioactive, but I think it's okay.

Yeah, you really should stop blocking the radon with the top of your head.

You should go chin up sometimes.

Good luck.

I don't know, man.

Just as an exit tool for a conversation I don't want to be in.

That was great.

See ya.

I swear to God, they must have been chucking maple syrup bottles into your chimney and it went down into your furnace.

Do you know what a Geiger counter is?

I don't know what a Geiger counter is.

I'm not a fool.

And some people may not know what a Geiger counter is.

And we're not going to explain it because apparently everyone knows what a Geiger counter is.

Yeah, why wouldn't anyway, we're not gonna explain it either for all of you who don't know it We don't want to come off as a snob So I'm gonna give you a point for snobbery, but have you noticed any side effects?