Wade

I'll call that.

But what's the headline?

Before I give you the headline, let me tell you through the weird amounts of thought I had.

First, I was like, ah, I'm at some kind of air show.

Something swooped low and took my hair.

And I don't remember where I went after that.

At one point, I was like, oh, it's Elmo from Twitter, the Elmo account.

And then, I'm not going to lie, 1996 Titanic threw me way the fuck off.

Yeah, for some reason I went to the movie Titanic and I was like, oh yeah, the big hit from Titanic.

Where am I and what's going on?

I don't know what the hell the article title is about, if I'm being honest.

It's a strange title.

Elon Musk snatches people's hair in an attempt to make sure his children are genetically perfect.

No, that's fair.

In hindsight, a lot of it made sense.

It's just, I think I picked up on the wrong parts of some of the clues you guys were given and I was like hanging on to them.

I thought there was an airplane involved for the longest time with the swooping low thing.

Yeah, any kind of physical clue you guys gave me, I wouldn't have been able to see.

What am I reading?

I know.