Wayne Swanson

I had this great lease.

It was beautiful.

The marketing we got from the lease is beautiful.

Had some very pretty cows out there.

with that goddamn tux, get out one day and kill these people's cat.

And so he kills the cat.

And I was like, man, I'm sorry.

I didn't know you had a cat.

And they were like, yeah, I could tell it was, it meant a lot to him.

So a couple of weeks later, they were like, yeah, you got to go.

I was like, okay.

And so the guy was like, you want to ask him a question or something?

He's like, nah, I mean, my dog killed your cat.

I'm pretty sure that's what this is about.

I gotta accept that, I don't have a problem.

It's a failure of me thinking I have this dog completely under control, that I'm trained, he's trained, and nah, he decided he wanted to kill his cat.

So what that did was set me up to ask a question of someone else.

Like, hey, do you know anybody that's got any place around here that I can bring some cows to for a pasture?

I need another pasture.

And they were like, yeah, actually, I'm open a processing plant.