Wayne

Jim?

Oh, wow. I am Wayne, the hill dwarf bard, and today, imagine my surprise when I came up here, and I'm also dressed as Shredder.

Oh, wow. I am Wayne, the hill dwarf bard, and today, imagine my surprise when I came up here, and I'm also dressed as Shredder.

Oh, wow. I am Wayne, the hill dwarf bard, and today, imagine my surprise when I came up here, and I'm also dressed as Shredder.

Bad guy from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Bad guy from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Bad guy from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

What's to stop us from bonding today?

What's to stop us from bonding today?

What's to stop us from bonding today?

If you've ever watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Shredder is in every episode. The Ninja Turtles are in like every episode. They never actually kill each other.

If you've ever watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Shredder is in every episode. The Ninja Turtles are in like every episode. They never actually kill each other.

If you've ever watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Shredder is in every episode. The Ninja Turtles are in like every episode. They never actually kill each other.

Little Shredder. Little Shredder.

Little Shredder. Little Shredder.

Little Shredder. Little Shredder.

She got stuck in the window, and then he had to get her out.

She got stuck in the window, and then he had to get her out.

She got stuck in the window, and then he had to get her out.

This is the dumbest thing ever. People are going to either hate it or love it. I mean, we're all Shredettes. My parents would be so upset if I brought home a not shredder. Oh my God.