Weston

The reason I'm sure of that is because in high school, I had a friend who we had recruited, our basketball team had recruited him to come play with us.

And he was six foot ten.

So I saw this guy every day for two years.

You know, we were good friends.

I know what seven feet tall looks like up close.

I know what it looks like at a distance.

And this thing was taller than him.

And it was lanky.

You wouldn't have wanted to mess with it, but it wasn't huge like a bodybuilder.

It was the ugliest, scariest thing I've ever seen in my life, its face.

It looked like it had really big eye sockets.

The eyes themselves didn't seem to be really huge, but you could definitely tell the sockets were big and they were sunk back in.

It did have a definite eyebrow ridge, I could tell.

And then its forehead sloped slightly back to the top of its head.

And its hair started almost at the top of its head.

And then the hair on its head looked kind of like dreads.

The rest of its hair was matted and missing spots, like I said.

Its mouth...

This thing could have put a softball in its mouth and still had room to talk to you if it wanted to.

I mean, its mouth was huge.