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Weston

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493 total appearances

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Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

And I'm like, what in the hell is this?

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

This is the scariest damn thing I've ever seen.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

Is this real?

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

Is this somebody?

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

Is this some huge dude in a freaking scary Halloween mask?

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

Its skin was kind of charcoal colored, maybe a little lighter than, I'm sorry, a little bit darker than charcoal.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

And its mouth, its lips were thin, but I could tell they were a little bit lighter than the rest of its face.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

It had a flatter face than, say, chimpanzees or gorillas there.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

Their face isn't as flat as ours.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

Its face was flatter, even though it still had that kind of slope up to the back of its head.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

And its nose...

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

was bigger than ours and sat more flat on its face it still didn't look it looked closer to us as opposed to say a chimpanzee in my opinion and its proportions were huge um but it it was scary looking its nose was kind of twisted one nostril was up a little higher than the other one its eye sockets were huge that made it look scary

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

And then its mouth, man, was so freaking wide.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

And whenever it did that grunting noise, like I said, it was like...

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

that.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

And if you make that noise, your lips kind of automatically purse out a little bit.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

And when his lips did that, they came out really far.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

It never grimaced or anything at me, so I didn't get a good look at its teeth.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

I could see its teeth when its lips were pursed, but I didn't get a real good look at them.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

But its lips were long.