Wild Bill

It's like a perfectly pristine little park right in the center of town.

And he asked me what I did.

And I just off the top of my head said, well, I'm a psychiatrist from the United States.

And that's not true at all.

Obviously, I have no psychiatric training at all.

And he's like, why don't you rent one of my offices and set up a practice here?

That's what he said.

I said, maybe I'll do that.

What will you rent me one for?

And he said, 300 bucks a month.

So I said, well, I'll think about it.

I went back to my house and I bought two books online.

I bought a primer of Freudian psychology and a primer of Jungian psychology.

So I read Freud's theories, I read Jung's theories, and I mean, I know this is like the basics of psychoanalysis, but I felt...

that I could pull it off, that I could bullshit my way through it.

So the next day I printed myself up some documents, some bullshit diplomas from universities in the United States that no longer exist.

I found universities that failed, that were no longer open, and nobody could check my credentials.

And that was my thought anyway, that if anybody ever tried to check, they wouldn't be able to check because the universities are no longer open.

And I printed me up something and I went in and I rented a place and hung my shingle on the wall.

and opened up a psychiatric practice.