Wild Bill

And she and I went off on a little rendezvous to Costa Rica for a weekend once.

And it was only the first time I'd ever been out of the country.

And I really enjoyed it.

And so when I became a real full-time, 100% boss-to-the-wall criminal, she decided to come with me.

And so I got out of the United States through...

through Fort Lauderdale, Florida, let's say I borrowed someone's sailboat and skipped across to the Bahamas.

From the Bahamas, I stayed there for about a week, but I didn't really feel like the Bahamas was a safe place because it's so close to the United States.

And they're like FBI offices in the Bahamas.

And so I grabbed a plane to the Cayman Islands.

And from the Cayman Islands, I took a private plane.

I was in the Cayman Islands for about three days and realized that this is not the place for me because everything is so expensive.

And so I'm carrying on my person $500,000 in cash.

And this is before all that airline security shit that they have today.

And so I chartered a private plane from the Cayman Islands to Kansas.

And then from Cancun, I grabbed a taxi, took me to the border, and we crossed into Belize.

From Belize, I went to El Salvador, from El Salvador to Costa Rica.

And I thought that jumping around, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, jumping around would have been really too much for the authorities.

And that proved to be the truth.

It was too much for the authorities.

They lost me.