Wild Bill

So they took me to Managua.

I was in Managua for maybe, I don't know how long it was, man, to be honest with you, because they tortured me there, literally like Soviet-style torture.

The Nicaraguans, like everything is Soviet era, including their tactics.

And they tortured me there, trying to get me to sign a piece of paper saying...

that I had killed a whole bunch of people in Nicaragua.

I'd never even been to Nicaragua except on vacation.

I went to Nicaragua a couple times on vacation, but I never killed anybody in Nicaragua.

They were trying to get me to say I killed people in Nicaragua in 1999, you know, when I was 20 years old.

I was like, what the fuck, man?

I never even left the states yet.

So when that didn't work, they shipped me back to Panama.

Took me on a plane,

The Panamanian authorities who completely treated me differently.

And I arrived there to do the famous perp walk.

Yeah.

I did this perp walk in front of every news camera.

I hadn't bathed in two weeks.

I've been for however long it was in Nicaragua.

I don't really know because they put me in a dark room and I couldn't tell day from night.

But I hadn't bathed in two weeks, I hadn't eaten in three days, I was fat, in the worst clothing, and they've taken me down off this plane.