Will
Appearances
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden
There's no way to make that not sound crazy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden
Hey, Will. Do you ever get overwhelmed by how much science happens these days? Constantly. I'm like, ah, there's so much science.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden
Then it's a good thing our podcast, Part-Time Genius, is counting down the 25 greatest science ideas from the past 25 years.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden
In a paper called, quote, Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans. Right. This was actually the title of the paper. They all discovered that much like humans, chickens are attracted to symmetrical faces. Got it. We're talking medical miracles.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden
There's no way to make that not sound crazy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden
Hey, Will. Do you ever get overwhelmed by how much science happens these days? Constantly. I'm like, ah, there's so much science.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden
Then it's a good thing our podcast, Part-Time Genius, is counting down the 25 greatest science ideas from the past 25 years.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden
In a paper called, quote, Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans. Right. This was actually the title of the paper. They all discovered that much like humans, chickens are attracted to symmetrical faces. Got it. We're talking medical miracles.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Don't Love My Boss
That's right, Mango. We're talking animals.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Don't Love My Boss
That's right, Mango. We're talking animals.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: I Don't Love My Boss
Constantly. I'm like, ah, there's so much science, I can't keep track of it all.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Then it's a good thing our podcast, Part-Time Genius, is counting down the 25 greatest science ideas from the past 25 years.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
In a paper called, quote, Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans. Right. This was actually the title of the paper. They all discovered that much like humans, chickens are attracted to symmetrical faces. Got it. We're talking medical miracles.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Hey, Will. Do you ever get overwhelmed by how much science happens these days? Constantly. I'm like, ah, there's so much science.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Then it's a good thing our podcast, Part-Time Genius, is counting down the 25 greatest science ideas from the past 25 years.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
In a paper called, quote, Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans. Right. This was actually the title of the paper. They all discovered that much like humans, chickens are attracted to symmetrical faces. Got it. We're talking medical miracles.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
There's no way to make that not sound crazy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
There's no way to make that not sound crazy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
Hey, Will. Do you ever get overwhelmed by how much science happens these days? Constantly. I'm like, ah, there's so much science.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: First Date Redate
I'm like, ah, there's so much science. I can't keep track of it all.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: First Date Redate
That's right, Mango. We're talking animals.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: First Date Redate
That's right, Mango. We're talking animals.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: First Date Redate
Constantly. I'm like, ah, there's so much science, I can't keep track of it all.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
I can't keep track of it all.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
That's right, Mango. We're talking animals.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
I can't keep track of it all.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?
That's right, Mango. We're talking animals.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
This place is amazing. The ship is only the beginning. There's a whole other world beyond it. One so much better than what we left. I know it hurt you to see me die.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
But we're able to come back, you see, thanks to the fact that this ship's sister still exists in your world, your time. It gives us the ability to come back, to find new people to join us in ours.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
And we're always looking for new people to join us.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
We're getting out of here tomorrow. We're going to plan and tomorrow we're getting off this damn ship. We're going to die trying.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
Alright, let's get the supply bag down to the start and get ready. This place is going to pop off when everything starts. Spencer nodded. Let's do it.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
We need to prime the quick release on the lifeboats, then do one final check to make sure they're not near us. Then we do it.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
You're right. She must have snapped off her mooring lines in the storm somewhere. It's a ghost ship adrift!
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
More than you know. But a captain's job is to keep his crew safe. To get them home. And I didn't do that for Kenny. And I'm going to have to live with that.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
And it did catch fire and sink in Hong Kong Harbor in the early 70s. But no, there's no way this could be the same one. There's no such things as ghost ships that manifest out of nothing.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
You're not going to believe this, but the ship is powered by what appears to be yarrow boilers. I haven't seen these things on a ship since I was a young man in the Navy.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
And with that, he clicked off. Well, last, Spencer began to answer him.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
That means there's got to be a set of keys somewhere on board that can get us in there. He rapped on the metal door with his knuckles. So our next job is to find them. They'll likely be in the crew's sleeping quarters. Maybe in the captain's cabin.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
That'll be a job for tomorrow.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
Well, at least people seem to agree with my idea to find the keys.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
I wasn't able to get much sleep last night. We'll move our stuff into some of the first class cabins.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
Wyatt's face fell at his words, but I saw the other two nod at me. With that, I clicked off. I said, pointing to a sign at the start of the left hallway.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
Can I tell you a secret? I'm in desperate need of medical attention and care. I'm so old, fat, I'm falling apart at the seams. But I don't know what doctor to use. I don't know anything about doctors.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
This... This is all I need to see to make up my mind. He looked over at me. We have over a week and a half's food and water left.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
I don't know how he managed to slip out without waking me, but when Vinny woke up a few minutes ago to use the bathroom, we found our cabin door unlocked and standing open. There's no sign of him anywhere.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
Not already too late, but another part thinks we should try and find any way to either stop the ship or sabotage the engines. He looked over at me. Nate, have you checked the computer to see what those people have said?
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
Especially with Will being who knows where on board.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
I think it's time to start running now.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
Okay, boys, we need to find a way out of this hole and back up to the upper decks. Try and find another exit. There has to be one.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
End of part four. As we dive deeper down the rabbit hole into part five.
Stuff You Should Know
Short Stuff: Outlawry
Hey, Will. Do you ever get overwhelmed by how much science happens these days? Constantly. I'm like, ah, there's so much science.
Stuff You Should Know
Short Stuff: Outlawry
Then it's a good thing our podcast Part-Time Genius is counting down the 25 greatest science ideas from the past 25 years.
Stuff You Should Know
Short Stuff: Outlawry
In a paper called, quote, Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans. Right.
Stuff You Should Know
Short Stuff: Outlawry
They all discovered that much like humans, chickens are attracted to symmetrical faces. Got it. We're talking medical miracles.
Stuff You Should Know
Who Put Bella In the Wych Elm?
I'm like, ah, there's so much science. I can't keep track of it all.
Stuff You Should Know
Harry Belafonte: The Real Deal
I'm like, ah, there's so much science, I can't keep track of it all.
Stuff You Should Know
Harry Belafonte: The Real Deal
He's an endocrinologist who found a way to stimulate insulin-producing cells using, wait for it, the saliva of a Gila monster.
Stuff You Should Know
Harry Belafonte: The Real Deal
We even talked to some of the experts behind these breakthroughs. It's a week full of fact-packed stories you won't want to miss. So listen to the part-time genius countdown of the 25 greatest science ideas of the past 25 years. Starting Monday, March 3rd on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Stuff You Should Know
The History of Refrigeration
Hey Will, do you ever get overwhelmed by how much science happens these days? Constantly. I'm like, ah, there's so much science, I can't keep track of it all. Then it's a good thing our podcast Part-Time Genius is counting down the 25 greatest science ideas from the past 25 years.
Stuff You Should Know
The History of Refrigeration
In a paper called, quote, Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans. Right. This was actually the title of the paper. They all discovered that much like humans, chickens are attracted to symmetrical faces. Got it. We're talking medical miracles.
Stuff You Should Know
D'oh! Operation Flagship
Then it's a good thing our podcast, Part-Time Genius, is counting down the 25 greatest science ideas from the past 25 years.
Stuff You Should Know
D'oh! Operation Flagship
In a paper called, quote, Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans. Right.
Stuff You Should Know
D'oh! Operation Flagship
They all discovered that much like humans, chickens are attracted to symmetrical faces. Got it. We're talking medical miracles.
Stuff You Should Know
D'oh! Operation Flagship
Then it's a good thing our podcast, Part-Time Genius, is counting down the 25 greatest science ideas from the past 25 years.
Stuff You Should Know
D'oh! Operation Flagship
In a paper called, quote, Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans. Right. This was actually the title of the paper. They all discovered that much like humans, chickens are attracted to symmetrical faces. Got it. We're talking medical miracles.
Stuff You Should Know
Selects: Are crickets the future of food?
That's right, Mango. We're talking animals.
Stuff You Should Know
Selects: Are crickets the future of food?
That's right, Mango. We're talking animals.
Stuff You Should Know
Selects: Are crickets the future of food?
Constantly. I'm like, ah, there's so much science, I can't keep track of it all.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I’m Having An Affair With My Friend’s Wife
Yeah, I think I've just, I spent too much time dancing around and trying to figuring out how to make the fire as small as possible. When in reality, the focus should be on that. The fire is happening regardless.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I’m Having An Affair With My Friend’s Wife
Hey, so I got a quick question for you here. I kind of got myself in a little bit of predicament, and so I'll just get right into it. My wife and I, we've been married for about five years, and in that time frame, I was able to reconnect with a friend of mine that I had made, a male friend of mine that I had made after high school and whatnot.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I’m Having An Affair With My Friend’s Wife
Started to kind of hang out with him and found out kind of through hanging out with him that his wife kind of made a pass at me. And we have been in an affair now for the last probably decade.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I’m Having An Affair With My Friend’s Wife
eight months or so um we've obviously talked about uh just about everything under the sun and i guess i'm trying to figure out um you know if i am i interested in this person um or is it just the thrill of having an affair and and doing something obviously that you know you're not supposed to do um and so i'm trying to trying to figure out how to figure that out um
The Dr. John Delony Show
I’m Having An Affair With My Friend’s Wife
Because, you know, I just want a little bit of advice on trying to how to progress forward with that.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I’m Having An Affair With My Friend’s Wife
I'm calling to ask because, you know, in the time that I've chatted with this person, you know, we've obviously we've we've talked a lot more about the just the physical nature of of things. And, you know, there's been times where we both had the idea that, you know, our lives potentially could be better with that other person. But obviously, that's not something that I, you know, want to.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I’m Having An Affair With My Friend’s Wife
I don't want to jump into something or I don't want to technically pursue something. And then turns out it was just because of the thrill of an affair. I mean, my wife and I, we've had our struggles and our issues pre the involvement of the affair or my friend almost called it off a few different times. without that being a factor.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I’m Having An Affair With My Friend’s Wife
Um, so I think it was just kind of came across at the timing that I was the most vulnerable to accept it. Um, but yeah.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I’m Having An Affair With My Friend’s Wife
So we've been obviously dealing, like I had previously stated, we had been dealing with our own, obviously, struggles.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I’m Having An Affair With My Friend’s Wife
His wife kind of made a pass at me, and we have been in an affair now for the last eight months or so.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I’m Having An Affair With My Friend’s Wife
Right. So I haven't sat down and talked with her about it because I guess I'm kind of put it in my mind that if this marriage that I have with my wife were to potentially fail, that I didn't want this reasoning of what's going on. Bro, you have failed it.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I’m Having An Affair With My Friend’s Wife
Right. No, I'm aware of that part. What I'm saying is that, like, obviously... our marriage pre this had obviously its problems. We're trying, we were trying to, you know, work on those things.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I’m Having An Affair With My Friend’s Wife
And I obviously made the mistake initially and, you know, her and I, we haven't engaged in anything in a while because obviously I'm taking a step back, but it's also one of those that it's at the point where I feel like in order to
The Dr. John Delony Show
I’m Having An Affair With My Friend’s Wife
build with my wife if that's what her and I choose to do then I need to obviously be up front and honest with her about everything that has happened and if I do that then bro listen listen listen listen listen listen you're and I like I'm really close to compassionate for you right now
The Dr. John Delony Show
I’m Having An Affair With My Friend’s Wife
No, I get what you're saying. I think.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I’m Having An Affair With My Friend’s Wife
I think that's where I've been struggling because it's like I have gotten far down the road, obviously. And I think in my mind, I have this delusion that there is a different path out besides going back.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I’m Having An Affair With My Friend’s Wife
No, I think it's, it's one of those that I'm trying to, you know, obviously I haven't let many people or anybody know about this situation, you know, so obviously I've only ever had my opinions weigh on it.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I’m Having An Affair With My Friend’s Wife
And so having, you know, an outside source weigh in on it is obviously beneficial, but it's also making me hear things that I haven't heard, obviously things that were, are accurate, but I haven't, because I'm not telling myself those.
The Dr. John Delony Show
I’m Having An Affair With My Friend’s Wife
After this call... Everyone likes to think that obviously there's a good way to land every plane in life, obviously. So, you know, I think I have been caught up trying to figure out if it's possible to land it versus actually realizing that it's not.
The Psychology of your 20s
274. The psychology of the youngest child
Hey Will, do you ever get overwhelmed by how much science happens these days? Constantly.
The Psychology of your 20s
274. The psychology of the youngest child
Hey, Will. Do you ever get overwhelmed by how much science happens these days?
The Psychology of your 20s
274. The psychology of the youngest child
Then it's a good thing our podcast, Part-Time Genius, is counting down the 25 greatest science ideas from the past 25 years.
The Psychology of your 20s
274. The psychology of the youngest child
That's right, Mango. We're talking animals.
The Psychology of your 20s
274. The psychology of the youngest child
In a paper called, quote, Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans. Right. This was actually the title of the paper. They all discovered that much like humans, chickens are attracted to symmetrical faces. Got it. We're talking medical miracles.
The Psychology of your 20s
274. The psychology of the youngest child
There's no way to make that not sound crazy.
The Psychology of your 20s
274. The psychology of the youngest child
Then it's a good thing our podcast Part-Time Genius is counting down the 25 greatest science ideas from the past 25 years.
The Psychology of your 20s
274. The psychology of the youngest child
That's right, Mango. We're talking animals.
The Psychology of your 20s
274. The psychology of the youngest child
In a paper called, quote, Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans. Right. This was actually the title of the paper. They all discovered that much like humans, chickens are attracted to symmetrical faces. Got it. We're talking medical miracles.
The Psychology of your 20s
274. The psychology of the youngest child
There's no way to make that not sound crazy.
The Psychology of your 20s
274. The psychology of the youngest child
Hey Will, do you ever get overwhelmed by how much science happens these days? Constantly.
The Psychology of your 20s
274. The psychology of the youngest child
Then it's a good thing our podcast Part-Time Genius is counting down the 25 greatest science ideas from the past 25 years.
The Psychology of your 20s
274. The psychology of the youngest child
That's right, Mango. We're talking animals.
The Psychology of your 20s
274. The psychology of the youngest child
In a paper called, quote, Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans. Right. This was actually the title of the paper. They all discovered that much like humans, chickens are attracted to symmetrical faces. Got it. We're talking medical miracles.
The Psychology of your 20s
274. The psychology of the youngest child
There's no way to make that not sound crazy.
The Psychology of your 20s
279. The psychology of career jealousy
Hey Will, do you ever get overwhelmed by how much science happens these days? Constantly. I'm like, ah, there's so much science, I can't keep track of it all.
The Psychology of your 20s
279. The psychology of career jealousy
Do you ever get overwhelmed by how much science happens these days? Constantly. I'm like, ah, there's so much science. I can't keep track of it all.
The Psychology of your 20s
277. Let's talk about birthday anxiety
That's right, Mango. We're talking animals.
The Psychology of your 20s
277. Let's talk about birthday anxiety
This was actually the title of the paper.
The Psychology of your 20s
277. Let's talk about birthday anxiety
He's an endocrinologist who found a way to stimulate insulin-producing cells using, wait for it, the saliva of a Gila monster.
The Psychology of your 20s
277. Let's talk about birthday anxiety
We even talked to some of the experts behind these breakthroughs. It's a week full of fact-packed stories you won't want to miss. So listen to the part-time genius countdown of the 25 greatest science ideas of the past 25 years. Starting Monday, March 3rd on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
The Ramsey Show
Building Wealth Happens One Baby Step at a Time
All right. I hope you guys can hear me. Um, my wife and I are in baby step seven. Our home is worth 400,000. Of course it's paid off. And, um, My question was, um, I'm 61 and potentially in four years, like to possibly retire, not entirely like you guys are just talking about, but from corporate America anyway.
The Ramsey Show
Building Wealth Happens One Baby Step at a Time
And, um, the home that we sell for 400 now, which I'm assuming will go up and the home we want to buy in the same area is possibly about a hundred thousand more. Currently have about 700,000 plus in retirement savings and liquid combined and want to know if you guys think it's okay to spend 100,000 of the retirement to buy a 500,000 house instead of the 400 we're in now.
The Ramsey Show
Building Wealth Happens One Baby Step at a Time
Tell him why. I know. Well, believe it or not, I don't want to, my wife doesn't want to go upstairs when she gets older. She's like, She's putting something on herself that hasn't happened yet. She thinks she can't get up the stairs of the two-story and wants to go to a one-story.
The Ramsey Show
Building Wealth Happens One Baby Step at a Time
Probably wouldn't. Well, one thing I didn't throw in is that between now and those four or so years, we will probably reinvest another $100,000 or so between now and then. Oh, I wouldn't do that.
The Ramsey Show
Building Wealth Happens One Baby Step at a Time
Well, the whole question is about a house, but the retirement savings, which is $750,000, will probably be about $850,000 by that time.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
WWDTM: GWAR
I think I'm going to go with Adam's story about the beavers.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
WWDTM: GWAR
So I work as a coordinator for the Visual and Performing Arts Department of a local school district.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
WWDTM: GWAR
I like to ride bikes when it's not cold and slushy outside like it is today.
Watch What Crappens
#2671 Southern Hospitality 0201 Repost
Summer young, we're going to live forever. We're going to live forever.
Watch What Crappens
#2773 RHOA S16E03 Part One: Mommy and Mean
What is this little meal they have going on here? Because even the kid, one of the kids is like, lobster, don't you think that's a little too fancy? Even the kid knew.
Watch What Crappens
#2773 RHOA S16E03 Part One: Mommy and Mean
Rich people are like, oh my God, lobsters are amazing.
Watch What Crappens
#2773 RHOA S16E03 Part One: Mommy and Mean
Yeah, I really am attracted to a guy who doesn't need to look cool. And he just like, he doesn't even spend money on real toothpicks. He just has pretend ones in his mouth while you talk to him.
Watch What Crappens
#2773 RHOA S16E03 Part One: Mommy and Mean
And so she's like, you know, I don't know this girl at all, but I'm optimistic about seeing a different side to her. You know, I'm not going to be mean to the only person who actually makes fresh carbs today.
Watch What Crappens
#2773 RHOA S16E03 Part One: Mommy and Mean
I snatched my peach back, but now I'm bringing the juice.
Watch What Crappens
#2773 RHOA S16E03 Part One: Mommy and Mean
And we're like, oh my God, I love cleaning up trash on the freeway.
Watch What Crappens
#2686 Southern Hospitality S03E02 Part Two: Post Traumatic Dress Misorder
Will is on the head of my phone. I've got you.
Watch What Crappens
#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
She's like, somewhere over the rainbow. This elevator is unlimited.
Watch What Crappens
#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
She's like, yeah, it's definitely crazy having to call Randy again. It's insane. I got to file for divorce.
Watch What Crappens
#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
And she's like, Cordell packed up my stuff. And I'm like, some random karma has a name. And that name is Bitch. And I'm going to get him. I'm going to fight him in that big bubble butt.
Watch What Crappens
#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
So she's like, but just all this information that I'd asked him about, he lied about and came out about him being like, him not having a real green card, him not having more than gold status on American Airlines. I mean, he should be executive platinum by now. I mean, the only way for you to really protect yourself at the end of the day is if you have a prenup to enforce it.
Watch What Crappens
#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
So you only have to enforce it by doing a divorce.
Watch What Crappens
#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
Now, I know it looks like to many people like, oh, she posted this perfect life. But I look back and I could think to myself, I definitely posted this knowing that we were not okay.
Watch What Crappens
#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
So she's like, honey, you know I had to circle the block, and I'm back.
Watch What Crappens
#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
he just wasn't the man that I thought I was marrying. I mean, Pilar and I, we're still living in a marital home, but things are getting really stressful with the divorce, and I'm trying to figure out a way forward.
Watch What Crappens
#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
I just, I let my guard down because I felt like it was a safe space and I still love this person and I really hate all that. I let my guard down.
Watch What Crappens
#2756 RHOA S16E01 Part One: Pretty As a Peach
A lot of people, they say, well, this could be karma or whatever. But for me, I guess with bad karma comes good karma. Because I always come out okay.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
garbage men hate WHAT religion?! w/ mary shalaby
Confusingly also named Jackson. Yeah.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
garbage men hate WHAT religion?! w/ mary shalaby
Oh, I remember the musical. Shout out, Portland, Maine. They're like, get out of here, man.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
garbage men hate WHAT religion?! w/ mary shalaby
Oh, the one with the fucking line down the... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
garbage men hate WHAT religion?! w/ mary shalaby
Just for you guys? He's like, dude, best day ever. I'm having a great day.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
garbage men hate WHAT religion?! w/ mary shalaby
I'm trying to get back into overalls. I used to have a corduroy pair. Put a picture right here. And they were fucking killer. That's awesome. I was also like five. So they like... Look cooler. The clothes looked cooler on like... Like that's when you're proportioned to look like the swaggiest. You ever see like a dripped out like toddler?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
garbage men hate WHAT religion?! w/ mary shalaby
I'm like... Cause like here there's not as much... It's like hotter. Like I feel like you can... Do more with your outfit in colder climates. Yeah, you can swag out a baby. So, like, New York is just... Oh, my God, you're pimping out your baby.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
garbage men hate WHAT religion?! w/ mary shalaby
That was probably not great phrasing. Baby hug.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
garbage men hate WHAT religion?! w/ mary shalaby
But, like, yeah, just, like, getting him, like, swagged out. Pimping out your baby.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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And how does he feel about... If my girlfriend was...
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The big city was LA in your mind? In my mind.
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Warst du ein Altersserver? Mein Vater war ein Altersserver. Ist das großartig? Was auch immer du willst. Sag einfach alles, was du willst. Du musst es finden. Hier ist ein Hund, der wie ein Dreieck geformt ist. Das war epic.
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Yeah. I don't know. It's huge.
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Ich glaube, ich habe keine... Ich habe keine Talenten, um mit Tour zu gehen.
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Was wäre die Tour? Die rusty Featherstone Tour? Wir sollten eventuell Live-Pods machen. Ich weiß nicht, das klingt echt schrecklich.
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Okay, wenn wir einen machen, machen wir einen, aber wenn wir einen machen, musst du ein Gast sein.
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Seriously, we've been drinking these for a few days now. These are absolutely delicious. Dare I put down some other flavors in my rankings? I think so.
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It's getting through the workday fuel. It's cotton candy for Andy.
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So if you have a friend named Andy out there, you could use that when you give him one.
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He and his cousins, like, I guess they, like, had to do it, or I don't know why, but, like, they would be on opposite sides and see how much they could flick each other off without the priest knowing. And then one time the priest turned and my dad was, like, mid off and they got reamed out.
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I wondered that Ich dachte, dass das der war, den wir alle teilen werden. Und dann, als ich da hochgekommen bin, war ich immer so, wie kriegen sie ihn in die perfekten Räume aus? Ich wollte die Mathematik in meinem Kopf machen. Erinnere dich an den großen. Ich hatte einen großen, komm schon.
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Whenever we decide to start recording, Lauren gets up and makes eight adjustments. Will and I have a hard time focusing.
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Auch mit dir oder mit deinem Geist? Jetzt ist es mit deinem Geist. Ein Komedian hat ein gutes Beispiel dafür. Wir haben alle aufgehört, in der Kirche zu gehen, bevor sie all diese... Außer du bist ein gewaltiger Katholik. Ja. Ich bin zum ersten Mal in ein paar Jahren zurückgekommen, als ich bei Rollins war. Und es gab all diese neuen Sachen. Ja. Ja.
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Ja, also musste ich das nicht memorisieren. Ich musste immer lesen. Ich ging in die katholische Middle School und ich glaube, ich war der Beste beim Lesen.
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So, da bin ich wieder geblasen. Du bekommst neue von diesen jeden Tag.
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Anyway, he did that. That was brutal. But anyway, anytime a kid was sick or whatever or bailed, I would have to read. So I did a lot of reading up on that. A lot of shit.
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Got it. It was like a memory tool.
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Warum protestieren wir? Ich denke, es ist dumm. Ich denke, wir sind elektrisch, sind wir nicht? Ich meine, das ändert nichts.
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Or, Mary, you can guess someone who's... No, we're just going to do the things and not explain it.
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Ja, sie sind alle... Ich hasse es, dass es... Wenn ich einen sehe, dann werde ich es ausbrechen. Ich mag es, wenn ich vor ihm rumlaufe. Es gibt keinen Mann darin. Mein Vater sagte, sie kamen hierher, um zu besuchen. Und es kam ein Feuerwagen. Und manchmal ist der Waymo so... Es ist wie, es ist einfach so, dass sie immer noch lernen, was auch immer.
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Und so hat es sich überholt, aber es war nicht ganz da. Und er war so, ich weiß nicht, ob das intentionell war, aber es sah aus, als ob die Jungs in der Feuerwehr mit dem Waymo verletzt waren, weil es kam an den Waymo und sie schlurfen Richtung es und es ging in einen Spot und sie gingen weiter.
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Ich fuhr nach Hause und es war so, dass die Polizisten einen Mann übergezogen haben, wo sie die Straße ein bisschen blockiert haben. Und sie hatten ihre Sirenen an, aber es war so, dass ein Polizist da war, der den Verkehr um den Polizisten-Karren wackelte. Aber der Waymo konnte das nicht herausfinden. Also wurde der Waymo verletzt. Und dann war der Polizist wackelnd.
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Warum muss ich denn mit diesem Thema reden? Lauren, kannst du den Kerl, der sich in einem Parkplatz befasst hat, aufrufen?
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Das ist der Grund, warum ich das nicht mache. Warte, ist das nur ein Video von denen, die sich alle aufrufen?
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On the 97th, or on each episode, we guess someone who's either that age or has worn that number.
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Das ist großartig. Also, sie versuchen, sich zu parken, aber sie gehen alle in dieses eine Parkplatz und sie werden aufrufen, wenn etwas nahe kommt. Also, die ganze Nacht in diesem einen Apartment in New York. Ja, schau dir das an. Das ist der Grund, warum du nie einen Fahrrad fahren sollst.
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So we know Connor McDavid wore it, but that's too easy. Can we try and guess a 97-year-old?
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Alright, you get the gist. That's wild. I think these things are fucking evil.
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Ich saß in der Vorderseite, als ich gestern da war. Nicht der Fahrer. Nein, sie lassen dich nicht. Aber ich war einfach da und ich war so... Ich glaube, es ist ein slipperiger Slope.
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I think you got to think about it this way. If they take over, we're putting taxi drivers out of business. We're putting Uber drivers out of business. I'm not giving money to a robot. Ja, ja. Aber was ist der Preis für die Plätze, die Touchscreens zu bestellen haben? Das ist wie jedes Restaurant jetzt. Was? Wie McDonalds? Ja. Das ist nicht jedes Restaurant.
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He's a hockey player. He's a hockey star.
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Oh, ich glaube, dass man die meisten Plätze im Flughafen bestellt, die man auf dem Screen bestellt. Ja, ich meine, ich mag das auch nicht. Ja. Im Flughafen Kava kann ich mich immer noch in die Augen stellen. Ja. Yeah. Yeah, thanks.
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Or apps. They're putting people up. We gotta get rid of apps and tech. Who made that? Humans made that.
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Ja, ich weiß nicht, ich bin nicht super gut auf Politik, aber ist einer von ihnen besser für AI als der andere? Ich denke, Elon drückt seine AI-Scheiße. Dieser Kerl schreckt mich aus. Ich auch. Einige von diesen Videos von ihm sind so lustig. He would be such a scary villain if he was cool.
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I love Gru. What the fuck is up with Gru, man?
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For the people that don't know, our good friend Mary is a comedian. She's on social media. She's very, very funny.
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No one cares. Dude, if someone stole the moon, tsunamis would take over the whole world.
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So then it does kill people. Yeah. Guru's not a good guy.
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They're trying to humanize him. That's big animation trying to make us docile.
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Vector, on the other hand, is bad news. I hate Vector. Him and Vector are coming at it from two different angles. Vector, I think, had a troubled... He was bullied.
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und so he's doing it with anger Gru I think is just power is power hungry no he was also bullied Gru what oh yeah oh y'all y'all haven't seen y'all haven't seen Rise of Gru no is that Minions Rise of Gru no I don't like the whole Minions thing okay not a fan okay what about Dr. Nefario I hate these guys now
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You know we have one of them in here? No, look at me! Well, he's all of them. We had all of them in here.
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Alle Oompa Loompas sind von einem Schauspieler gespielt. Habt ihr schon Parent Trap gesehen? Das ist die gleiche Frau für beide. Linky Lohan. Ich habe das Film immer geliebt.
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Nicky Glazer? Dennis Quaid?
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Jack Schlossberg makes me laugh. Jack Schlossberg makes me want to get into politics.
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You've been following Playdate for a while. Yeah, you've been a player. No, I saw the notification this morning. You followed this morning? I respect it. That's worse. I respect it. But that's worse than just not following. You know what I mean?
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Schloss... Wie... Es ist direkt vorne.
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Oh, das ist ein guter Punkt.
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Ist er lachen? Nein, es ist so real.
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Wow, er ist gut. So if he wasn't a candidate, Mary, would you be impressed by this?
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I feel like everything he's done so far, I could do. It doesn't take much.
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Oh, das ist besser. Okay, jetzt reden wir. Jetzt reden wir. Jack, ich entschuldige mich. Das ist beeindruckend. Das war nicht der beste Turn. Er ist ein Kennedy, Mann. Er kann alles tun, was er will. Two women at once.
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That's the dream. Mary, would you marry Jack Schlossberg, if he asked?
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Do you think you guys would get along?
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He listens to this fuck. He's a playmate. Yeah.
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He's got some sort of sash.
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He looks like a pirate or like a guy from Spain in the olden days, I think.
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A character in Don Quixote. Alright, should we road map it up? Yeah.
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Roadmap. Everyone put your hands together for the roadmap. This is where we tell people what they're going to hear on this episode.
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Alright, we have a lovely episode for you guys today. We're going to hear your pitches followed by our pitches followed by everyone's favorite segment. Mary, say it with me. Teach me something.
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followed by this guy rocks this guy rocks this guy rocks today hey hey and then we're gonna do old wives tales that don't exist followed by disney shows that don't exist and then we'll do rusty song of the day lauren let's hear some pitches mary you overwhelmed by the amount of segments no i'm prepared you do all of them
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That's lovely. All right, guys, we are here to talk about one of our new favorite partners, Dollar Shave Club.
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Honestly, Will's face game has been kind of the same since we've met. It's on another level. It's OP.
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Randy, Paula, Mr. Wonderful. Actually I want to be Barbara Cochran.
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Losing. Teaching your friends how to play it and they get overwhelmed and don't want to play it anymore. Yeah, that one.
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I have no notes. Yeah, I have no notes. I love that.
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I want it for other people, too. I'm so bad at it. Willy has very complicated board games. The barrier to entry is really hard.
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oder Leben. Ich habe gesagt, ich weiß nichts. Aber es ist so, dass mein Vater versagt, dass die erste Person, die in Scrabble spielt, ihre Punkte doppelt. Und ich habe die Scrabble, ich habe die Scrabble-Ruhe zurück und vorne gelesen. Und das ist keine Regel. Und er ist so, dass es in der Regelbuchung ist. Wir haben immer das gespielt. Es könnte mehr nur die Haus-Ruhe sein.
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What's Angela doing? Angela's like, I'm a tight ass or something. Und dann... Gib mir noch einen Trick. Stanley. Was macht Stanley?
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Und dann kommt Michael Scott und ist so zäh. Er ist so... Oh, wir können es noch auf dem Boden essen.
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Michael trägt Jeans. Merida ist so... Gib mir einen. Und was macht Creed? Creed sagt... What do I do here?
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Now you're Ryan. What does Ryan do?
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That's crazy, because you just asked me what Ryan was doing.
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Ja. Und Daryl. Oh, Daryl ist wie... Daryl ist wie, oh, Warehouse. Daryl ist wie, I'm gonna go back down to the Warehouse, I guess.
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He's always in the Warehouse. And Bob Vance. Was was Bob Vance doing? Um, this isn't cold enough, because I have a refrigerator company. Alright, let's hear the fucking... If you don't want four minutes of office talk, do not bring up Kevin Chilly. Oh, also some punk band? put Kevin Chilli in their song and sent it to us.
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They all yell Kevin Chilli.
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You gotta hear the new Meat Squirts album. It reeks. It smells so bad. Meat Squirts is vile.
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Yeah. Do you know Pranktale, Mary? No, but this is... It's like that website, you put your friend's number in and it'll send them like a pre-recorded thing. Do they get to hear what I say? Yeah, it records it.
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Skyler Fulton wrote most of the Pranktile things.
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Maybe it's him then. We had this neighbor named Brian Cunningham. Brian, if you're out there, I hope you're doing well. We used to call him year round and go...
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Jack Frost nipping at your nose. He thought it was fine for the first couple of times and then he got really mad. We also used to call... That's an insane prank. You guys were fucking nuts.
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Wir haben, ja, wir haben Dinge bezeichnet, die nicht existieren. Das war ein sehr langweiliger, legaler Fehler. Das war viel schwieriger, als wir uns erkannt haben. Ich würde gerne, dass wir das Dokument sehen.
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Aber er lebte etwa 40 Yards entfernt. Also du konntest... Du konntest wissen, dass er in der Nähe war. Es war wie Homephone-Zeit.
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Du kannst nicht 50 Yard beschreiben? 150 Yard. Alright, sorry, what was the thing?
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Oder wenn du ins Bett gehst, dann trinkst du Melatonin. Melatonin wäre lustig, weil du schlaflos schlaflos schlaflos schlaflos schlaflos schlaflos schlaflos schlaflos
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So, Mary, du lebst in New York. Ja. Bist du Freunde mit meiner Schwester, die dort lebt?
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It's like this pain in your life.
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What do you mean, like egg-flavored?
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Yeah, you gotta know you're dying. Well, then you just, like... No, you just do it.
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Mein Bruder lebt dort auch. Oh, ja.
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Do you think we could make it, like, I would like them all to be, like, really, like, alt? Like, I want people to, like, think I have, like, a whole different side to me.
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I like that a lot. I'm in. I would invest. Will you pitch us?
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We used to throw Beanie Babies at my friend Chris' fan. And it just like, it ruined it. It was like off the wall. Like when you turn it on, it would like, kind of like broke the fan. And our friend moved into his house. And she was like, hey, yeah, like I love your room, whatever. What's up with the fan? It's like falling off the room.
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And he was like, yeah, we would throw Beanie Babies at it when we were a kid. And then we didn't tell his mom. Well, now she knows. I'm sorry, Mrs. LeBron. Mrs. LeBron? Mrs. LeBron. Mrs. LeBron. She just said that and you didn't laugh. I didn't hear it.
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Will does that to me a lot, where I will say something, and then he'll say it louder, and then everyone loses their fucking marbles.
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No, because I don't like the feeling of the air on my face. It's like hard to fall asleep when it's coming at me. So I have to cover my head or something if I have the fan on. So this is a fan that goes under your bed. And so you don't have to see it or feel the actual waves of the air, but you get the cooling and sort of circulatory effects of the fan.
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So I think Rusty and I have something to say.
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um i didn't when you did this gesture and said coming at me that made me really uncomfortable and my thing is just like you know we're trying to get more female guests and when you're being this vulgar like it creates a you know a scenario where people might not feel so comfortable when you're talking about things coming at you i mean like you can say it wasn't awesome i just
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Like when you... You're allowed to do whatever you want outside of work. You know what I mean? Like Mary and I can't control that. But like when you talk about your personal life and like things coming at you and it's like, you know, I try and see you as a friend. But like when I'm picturing like people like blasting huge loads on your face, like it's just hard for me to see you in that light.
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And that's really frustrating.
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I'm sorry that you weren't a fan of that.
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Thanks guys, I'll be here all night.
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What we're trying to say is it's not good. That's stupid. Thanks, guys.
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Ghost Fork. Alright, ready? What's the worst part about Pants?
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They're all for different occasions. So if you have, you know, work and then you have dinner after, you either have to be underdressed or overdressed. There's not a pant that fits all situations.
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sorry okay so what i was saying is someone needs to create pants that can strip into any occasion so picture the pants you know the pants that zip off into shorts yeah love those picture that technology but it's like right now i'm wearing corduroys i pull a layer off khakis pull a layer off jeans put a layer back on Carhartts. Sweatpants. Everything is in them.
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If you're fully stocked, it sounds hot. Oh my god, dude. If you're on the top layer, you might as well be wearing windpants. They have snow pants as part of it. I had a friend named Alec Riggle and he wore wind pants.
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Put a picture of Alec Riggle right here. Put a picture of Alec Riggle right here. But he would wear wind pants and you could tell Alec was walking down the hall because you would hear... What is wind pants?
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Yeah, they're like those Nike... They're like made out of a material that doesn't exist.
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Every time we go to a new city, he walks around like it's the last time he's ever going to be alive. He needs to see as much of the earth as possible.
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In the episode. This guy rocks. This guy rocks.
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Your skin, oh yeah, your skin and bones.
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Alright, this is a guy. I've seen this, I've seen this. He's just in the zone. I don't know how else to describe it. But wait, Mary, watch what he does. Okay. Watch him very closely.
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But you go through, there's this part of it where it's like you entered a foreign country.
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A guy comes up to dance with him and he shoos him away. I need to see that again. He's the goat. I guess that guy's like the goat.
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Pause this immediately and I mean immediately. Okay, this is my favorite video that I've seen in a while. And it's basically just to set the stage. This is a wedding party. And all the groomsmen and groom are arriving via parachute. Oh my God. To make a grand entrance. And they brought a news crew to document it. And... Before we play this, let's all make predictions.
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Mary, what do you think is going to happen to the wedding party that is trying to arrive on parachutes?
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Ja, die Szenen sind in einer anderen Sprache. Welches fremde Land wäre es? Israel, wahrscheinlich. Das wäre der eine. Sind sie diejenigen, die ich gehört habe? Ich weiß nicht, ob es sie ist oder eine andere Sektion. Sind sie diejenigen? Sie entfernen alle ihre Belohnungen einmal im Jahr. Ich habe gehört, dass ein Garbage-Mann gesprochen hat.
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I want the groom stuck in a tree. Dangling. You might, I don't want to spoil it, but you might get... Something that good or better. Lauren, we zoom in a little bit so you can see this up close. This is the hardest I've laughed in just a while. Alright, let's see it.
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Du denkst, dass jemand einen Sketch gemacht hat und eine Auto-Fahrt mit 40 kmh erfüllt hat?
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Was meinst du, das ist ein echter... Google, Google, wie Barschütten.
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Du, der Typ, der in eine Auto-Fahrt fuhr. Du warst auch so, ich hoffe, der Bruder wird in eine Türe gefangen. Ich habe es erfüllt. Dein Wunsch ist gegeben. Barschütten in eine Geburt.
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Was meinst du, andere Leute machen das eigentlich? Wir haben es gerade gesehen, es ist tatsächlich so. Ja, ich glaube dir. Ich glaube dir. Ich habe keinen Grund, nicht zu. Es fühlte sich nur wie ein Sketch an. Das war hysterisch. Es war zu gut, um wahr zu sein. Ja, sie rocken. Sie rocken. Okay, Mary, hast du einen Mann, der rockt?
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Gut. Wusstest du, dass Edwin Booth, John Wilkes Booths Bruder, John Wilkes Booths Bruder, John Wilkes Booths Bruder, Abraham Lincolns Sohn vom Tod rettete? Also, bevor sein Bruder den Präsidenten getötet hat. Robert Lincoln, der Sohn von Abraham Lincoln, fiel zwischen einen Train und die Traintracks oder so.
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Und Edwin Booth hat ihn von der Hülle gefangen und hat ihn direkt vor dem Train ausgelöst.
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Er ist ein Hero. Er hat den Präsidenten Sohn gerettet. Und dann, nicht zu lange später, hat sein Bruder den Präsidenten in den Kopf geschossen. Allerdings.
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I also like, we've talked about this before, but like John Wilkes Booth killing Abraham Lincoln back then is the equivalent of today like Woody Harrelson's brother shooting Trump in the back of the head. Woody Harrelson's brother. I know that guy. Yeah. John Wilkes Booths Bruder, Edwin might have been, was one of the most famous actors of the time.
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John Wilkes Booth was his brother who was lesser known and didn't get as many parts.
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Okay. If you lived out here, you would end up there at some point.
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Garbage men hate religion. Hate this secret religion. Wait, everything they own? I'm pretty sure, unless I made this up, I'm not like. But there's also like.
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And he's like this tall, handsome, like gorgeous guy. And she's like stunning. Und es war einer von diesen Hot-Couples, die einfach zusammen sein sollten.
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Und dann lungt er sich nach ihr und ich und dieser andere Hero versuchen, ihn zurückzuhalten, weil, ich weiß nicht, es war wie... Ich und dieser andere Hero. Es war nur ein paar Leute, die einfach Heroes waren.
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It's like a million dollar Porsche or something. And... Oh, du weißt nicht, wer das ist? Nein.
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He's been in like one movie. But it was great. I was like, welcome to L.A. Did I tell you guys when I saw Kesha?
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That's crazy. Who was it? Let's guess. Mike... Ruziane. White.
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Beattie Feldstein ist Jonah Hills Schwester?
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One time I was leaving a parking garage and I was blasting Miss Jackson by OutKast. And Andre3000 jaywalked in front of my car.
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No, no, that's a true story, but Will hates it, because he saw 152,000 like two days before. And then when he told me, I was like, no way, I saw him this morning. And he doesn't believe me, and he hates when I tell this story. No, it wasn't that I told him, and you said, no way, I saw him this morning. It was, I told you, and you were like, oh, that's cool.
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And then you came in the next day, and it was like, I also saw him now. I did. It was sick. There's no way. It was fucking awesome.
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You racially profiled someone. No, it was killer. It was fucking awesome. You didn't...
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Yeah, that's epic. Yeah. That's what happened. That's a true story that happened. It did happen.
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Wait, what were we doing? I didn't do mine. Mine's a real ripper. You guys are going to love this. You know Joey Boza?
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He plays for the Buffalo Bills.
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Wait, what is it? Bills Mafia?
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Their dad also a first-round pick in the NFL draft. I thought that was fun. I just learned that.
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Isn't that crazy? Wow. And their dad, Boston College Eagle.
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Her mom and her dad produces Call Her Daddy. Wow.
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Like epic music. We were talking about Noah Khan. Love him. Yeah, I told everybody last summer. Oh yeah, that was awesome. We took handicapped seating.
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We waited to make sure no handicapped people were sitting there.
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Yeah, they were just wide open. If you're down in the airport, you know, like the end seats always have the handicapped thing. You're like, well, there are only so many handicapped people.
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What year? The year before.
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Yeah, but that would be like early the next year, right?
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They knew it was coming. Mein Vater und die meisten seiner Brüder sind alle ein paar Tage apart in März geboren. Und wir waren so, okay, was machen meine Oma und Oma? Und es war neun Monate vor, glaube ich, ist es nur Weihnachten, glaube ich. Neun Monate vor März?
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Du denkst, Weihnachten ist neun Monate vor März?
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Sie waren so, ich liebe dieses Land! Das ist für dich! Das ist Patriotismus.
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Yeah, that's great. So they just get rid of it.
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Really? Let's go. Should we give him a call and have him come over right now?
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Actually, Long Beach is very far away.
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It says food. Mary, you gotta get back. That's soon.
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Mary's gonna have like stadium seating couches in her apartment.
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No, that's a big... Not after the stock market crash. Crash.
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Wie alt ist dein Bruder? Er ist 21. Sein Bruder ist heiß.
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Put a picture of Lauren's hot brother right here.
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Yeah, that would have been better than he's attractive. Ich glaube nicht, dass es etwas anderes gibt. Hast du dich zu deinem Bruder gefreut? Nein. Ich glaube, mein Bruder ist so heiß. Oh mein Gott, warte. Sam X. Wir machen ein Bild von Will's Hotbruder hier. Sam ist eigentlich einer der besten looking Guys, den wir je gesehen haben.
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What is the urge? There's like a, there's an urge when you're like 18 to 25, where you're like, this couch isn't high enough. Like we need to like get it. Yeah, or it's like, there's an urge when you're in college, it's like, what if my living space looks like fucking dog shit? Like, it's not that hard to not look like dog shit all the time.
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Ich wünschte, dass ich eine Schwester hätte. Sam sieht aus wie Will, wenn du ihn 6'4 und Marathons runnt hast.
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Maybe morph them together. Do one of the AI things that makes them kiss. And then in the comments vote on which Sean is hot. Do you ever see those? I got some ads. Make your crush kiss me. I did it with you and I. I did it with Lauren and Mary's brothers. And it was awesome. And I'm just learning about this, but I'm going to have a lot of fun when I go home later.
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Schön. Why did they think that?
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Do you ever itch in between your toes and it's like the best feeling ever? No. Sometimes I'll like get under the covers and like do it secretly and it's like.
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Oh mein Gott, das kann niemand wissen. Es ist wie wenn Harry unter dem Blanket ist. Und er sagt, Lumos. Und er leset die Karte. Aber ich schiebe meine Beine.
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Du weißt, dass Kalorien nicht zählen, wenn du unter dem Ding bist.
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Er schläft auf dem Boden. Das ist das lustigste Ding.
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Er schläft auf dem Boden. Wir nehmen ein Bild davon. Will schlief auf seinem Lasagne. Er wurde wirklich erschossen. Because there was like chunks of meat. Not for the record, only when I'm like drunk. I just get chips in my bed. Yeah, it's just like I... We were both like, yeah. What else?
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Last night, I forgot to respond to this, but whoever the Playmate is that DM'd me, they go, I was asking if anyone knows how to curb the munchies. And one guy said popsicles. And he was right, because they take so long to eat. Ja. Aber dann, die ganze Zeit, als ich es gegessen habe, war ich so, ich kann nicht warten, bis ich es fertig habe, damit ich einen neuen Snack fangen kann.
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Und es ist so, es ist wie, jetzt habe ich ein Popsicle, und dann komme ich in die M&M's. Versuch es mit Nuts. Aber Nuts haben so viele Kalorien. Ja, aber sie sind hart zu essen, wenn du eine bohrere hast. Ich weiß, aber mein Ding ist, wenn ich es nicht mag, dann fange ich einfach an, einen neuen Snack zu fangen.
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Mary, you are the guest, so you get to pick. Would you like to start with old wives tales that don't exist or Disney shows that don't exist?
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Old wives tales? Really? Yeah, and it was like the worst draft we'd ever done. But I think I did a better one this time. Really? Was it better? You don't remember? No. It was like, if you... If you smoke weed, you're gay. Yeah, it was that one. Your ass...
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Ich habe noch nie gesehen, dass man einen Kühlschrank auf dem Boden hat und dann eine Plattform aus Holz baut.
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Yeah. And then was Dwight doing when there should be a roll call? I'm going to the farm.
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That sounds awful. I like that. My parents used to tell me if you ate too many of the gummy vitamins, you'd throw up because they were just tasty and they didn't want me to get into them for a snack. Oh, no, no, this is a real thing. And then I tested it one time and they were right. Interesting. Sorry that happened. Thank you.
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I've just been, it's so refreshing to have someone, it feels like finally someone's listening to me. Sometimes I tell Lauren and Will my problems and they... Can you cut his mic? They just don't listen. What'd you say? Sorry, what?
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Alright, you're up, aren't you?
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Oh, wait, right? No, you're up. I did one, Mary did one, did you do one? I've done one. What'd you do? Oh, did you know that when you're pregnant, if you crave paprika, that means your kid's gonna be bi? Jesus Christ. He'll make it nasty. I think one step of hell is just when you're making a left turn into a two-lane thing.
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Wir haben, als ich in der Schule war, diesen Kühlschrank auf dem Facebook-Marktplatz getrackt. Und es war schockierend günstig. Es war wie... Alle schließen ihre Augen. Schau dir den größten Kühlschrank an, den du sehen kannst.
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Mine are pretty bad. Oh, if you're kissing someone and you both open your eyes, your faces will fuse together. Yes.
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Ich musste eine Woche vorher zum Arzt gehen und diesem jungen Mädchen meine Ballen zeigen. Es fühlte sich falsch an. Ich hatte immer die Vorstellung, dass es eine Hippie-Verleihung war.
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Es kann nicht ein Mädchen auf einen Mann sein.
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Verwende das. Verwende das bei drei Fuß. Es war fast das größte, was ich jemals gesehen habe. Wow. Und so gehen wir, um es zu holen. Und die Frau war so, hey, ich glaube, jemand war mit Fraternität-Karten. Und sie war so, ihr habt wahrscheinlich mehr Kouchen brauchen. Und wir waren so, ja. Und sie war so, ich habe noch einen fast so großen.
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Es heißt Groping. Es heißt Second Base.
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Before I say this, Mary, your dad's not an OBGYN, right?
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I think that if you're a man and you study for years to become an OBGYN, I think that's odd.
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Ich glaube, das ist eine Frauen-Profession und ich versuche nicht zu glauben, dass es keinen seltsamen Motiv gibt. Ich würde nie zu einem männlichen OBGYN gehen.
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Du möchtest es nicht. Es scheint wie eine seltsame Liste von Arbeit für einen Mann. Yeah, it's like if a woman wanted to be a urologist, it's like if a woman wanted to play pro basketball. Yeah, it's like if a woman wanted to do any job. It was cheap. It was cheap.
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Mary, do you know what both of them at the same time are called?
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Speedball. Come on. That's what killed John Belushi. That's what killed River Phoenix too.
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It is not ladylike. That's the only reason you wouldn't do it.
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When did you get a sweater?
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Nicht wahr? Sie ist aus verrückter Kontrolle.
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Erdropp den Live-Camp. Oh, ja, ja.
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Und dann ein fliegender, lachsamer Junge, wenn du das willst. Und wir waren so. Das ist ein Steal für etwa 50 Dollar. Und sie hat sehr schnell alles in den Truck bekommen. Und dann haben wir abgeholt. Und als wir nach Hause kamen, war es das schwerste Ding der Welt.
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Hast du das zuerst gelernt?
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Nein, das ist passiert wie diese Woche. Sie ist wie eine völlig normale looking Frau. Sie war schlafen mit einem 15-Jährigen. Sie haben sie in ihr Auto genommen, als sie mit ihrem Mann war. Sie haben sie überholt und sie haben nicht gesagt, was es ist. Sie hat einen Schmerz. Aber im Grunde haben sie ihr Handy gefunden. Und sie war dokumentieren.
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Sie war alles schreiben, was in ihrer Beziehung passiert ist. Und sie war wie. basically like manifesting like a manifestations tab that was like he will break up with his girlfriend and like we will beat it like it's fucking look at her she looks completely normal wait there's so many it's the bottom right one there's another yeah there's like five it's the bottom right one this one yeah
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Smoke show. She had a good life. Imagine the cops find my notes after they start going through. They're like...
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Our Notes app, if someone found it out of context, our Notes app would be like the writings of a fucking madman. Mary, do you have any more? No, that's all.
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You got it. I have a sunburn. Okay. These are Disney shows that don't exist.
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These are Disney shows that don't exist. Griechische Joghurt. Diese griechische Familie baut einen frischen Joghurtshop. Aber hier ist der Witz. Sie sind alle ältere griechische Götter. Und so müssen sie die Kinder beibringen, ihre Fähigkeiten in der Schule nicht zu verwenden. Und du kannst sie einfach sehen, wie sie das Leben navigieren, während sie die Macht des Universums bewältigen.
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Aber wir haben gemerkt, dass nach einem Tag der Grund, warum sie es entfernt hat, ist, dass sie alle oder zwei von den drei wie gereicht haben. So we had to put them out on the patio and they were too heavy and the garbage man wouldn't take them. So we just had these things. If you got really desperate for a seat, you could sit on the couch.
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Ich mag das. Epic. Acting a Mule. These two teens have gotten jobs, summer jobs, and then they find out they're smuggling fent across the US-Mexico border. They're drug mules. And it's just about the little hijinks they get in, like falling in love and dealing with border crossings and the sometimes pain of the smuggling game.
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All while gearing up for another year of high school when they get back. Okay.
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I got I got late for class. Three Brothers lives change forever when their youngest brother Max invents a time machine. No more tardies. Never late for a test. Everything. They get to redo dates if a date goes awry. Yes. And they have to be responsible with their time machine. I like that a lot. Sweet life below ground.
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And I guess Ashley Tisdale is there.
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Is that London? Dude, you know she's married to Macaulay Culkin?
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I thought she was the prettiest. Jackie eats Cody at the end.
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I love it. I like that a lot. I like that like... Also, es ist mein Turnier. Ich weiß es nicht. Secret Prince, the Prince of England is fed up, one of the Princes of England is fed up with royal life. And so in an effort to get away from the paparazzi and the fame, he moves to the Midwest where no one knows who he is and no one cares.
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And he's got to hide the fact that he's actually royalty while trying to live a normal Midwest life. I like that a lot. Thank you. I've got Forth and Evan. about a kid named Evan who's a genius. His dad's a football coach, but he develops, he grows up and they realize he's a genius at calling plays. So he's in the stands with a headset into his dad's ear calling the plays.
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It was like, if you sat in it, your clothes, you would have to go home and change.
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And then they get to the championship and the connection breaks out. And he's like, no! And so he goes down on the field and then he gets the headset. And people are like, what is going on? And he calls Spider2YBanana and they win the game.
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He is one cool brother. But I was thinking like, let's just call a spade a spade here. Instead of like beating around the bush, we should just have one called, you know, it's like Zack and Cody or like Drake and Josh. And there's always like one cool one, one dork. They should just have one that's called hot and sloppy. Where we just call it what it is. One's hot, one's sloppy.
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I would click on that. I also had medieval middle school. Middle schoolers fall into their scientist dad's time machine. They're found in the medieval times and they've got to act normal and go to medieval middle school and try not to change the course of history. Medieval middle school sounds tough. Yes.
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Oh yeah, like when they get in trouble, they get put in that thing that like stretches you out to like 11 feet. It's a guillotine drama.
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I don't get it, but I trust that it's smart. Come on. You okay? A guillotine drama? What is that a play on? Like teen drama. Oh, guillotine. Yes, love it. Alright, who's ready for Rusty's song of the day? Guys. He just sings like a full song. Dude, this playlist after two episodes has 210 saves. A lot of playmates jamming out to it.
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We're shooting for a thousand saves by the time this one comes out. Today's song is called I Root by Michael Now, I believe. And it's a great...
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Aber wir machen ein Bild davon hier. Wir sind so müde davon zu sein, dass wir es in den Pool genommen haben und es flog.
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thing about rooting for your partner i believe i i just like the way it sounds but he's basically he's talking about how he roots for you uh you know through these different things and i really like it and it's a chill ass vibe i'm trying not to just add my favorite songs like i wanted to make today's come monday but i feel like i already talked about that song too much
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Aber ich bin sicher, das wird bald auf der Playlist sein. Das wird der vierte Song sein. Wir lieben euch alle und ich hoffe, ihr hört ihn auf Spotify. Es heißt Rusty's Songs of the Day. Es ist ein Bild von mir in einem Fun Hat, das sagt, es hat ein Wein-Poem. Oh, es sagt Rosé all day. Klassisch. Ich liebe das. Don't talk to me till I have my wine. Don't talk to me till I have my rum.
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Oh, very nice. There we go.
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Are you here all this weekend? All week, baby.
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I'm gonna steal I'm gonna steal Archduke Franz Ferdinands personality because I'm trying to ride in a convertible this weekend and I don't care about the consequences.
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Hell yeah, I'm stealing the
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Is he still on the Cubs? No, he's not. I just want them to win. I couldn't think of anyone on the Cubs. I'm going to watch the Evil Empire fall.
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Ich ging zur Schule in Florida, also es gab Pools in jedem Haus.
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Yes. Yay. All right. We love you guys. Have a great rest of your Wednesday. Have a great rest of your week. Have a great weekend. We will see you bright and early on Monday. Mary, thank you so much for coming on. Thank you, Mary.
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But it floated for like a minute. And so I was floating around in it. And then what we didn't realize is like when those things sink, they are like a million pounds. Because it's like a water... Wait, the massive heavy couch you put into the pool? And then it sunk to the bottom? No, it floated for like the whole party. And so it was like this cool thing. And then...
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Es war so zerstört am Boden des Pooles. Ich erinnere mich nicht genau, wie wir es herausbekommen haben.
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Playdate Episode 97. I'll let you do the honors, will you? We have with us... Oh, yes. We have our very good friend, Mary Shallaby with us today. Is it Shallaby or Shallaby?
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Wir hatten die besten Partys in der Schule. Oh mein Gott, unser Pool riecht. Du würdest meinen Poolpartys lieben. Der Pool riecht. Alle sind krank. Jesus Christus. Ich erinnere mich an ein Pool-Party in der Schule und diese Jungs wollten ihren fast-famösischen Moment haben, wo sie aus dem... Will hat den fast-famösischen Moment nie gesehen. Hast du den fast-famösischen Moment gesehen?
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Will made me go Rango for Halloween last year.
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I got whipped up in that whole fad. I was like, alright, I'm a movies guy now.
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They made a pool parties too?
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It's a non-zero chance. I think I should save the number. Well, you guys have met. I tried to fist bump him and he just grabbed my whole hand. He dwarfed his hand. It's kind of an alpha move.
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Syracuse, so you know Kyle McCord. Do you know the Mitchell Brothers? Yeah, I know the Mitchell Brothers. That was supposed to be like by Syracuse. I was joking with Ryan about how like when someone goes to a school, you're like, do you know my friends? And they're always like, no, it's a joke.
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We are very excited. This has been two years in the making, which I just learned today. Apparently Kenward invited Mary on two years ago and she couldn't make it. Aber wir haben uns getroffen. Du bist zwei Jahre hergekommen.
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Get fucked. How am I supposed to know that? How would she know who my hometown friends are?
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Woodsy had the coolest house when we were kids. We'd go hang out in his barn and he had like all these toys and there was like a slide in the house.
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He got caught on one of those men on the street. Oh, really? You know those things where they're like... That's all I want. I've been waiting five years. You don't want it the way Woodsy got it. This was a guy that goes out in Portland, Maine and clearly is just trying to catch drunk kids looking like idiots. And there's Batman. We'll put the video right here.
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There's Batman walking down the street and the guy's filming that Und dann geht Woodsy vorbei und Woodsy ist genug trank, dass er interessanter war als der Typ, der sich in einem Cape gekleidet hat, auf der Straße. Und dann fängt er an und das Einzige, was Woodsy denken konnte, war Shout out Portland, Maine, das ist die Stadt, in der sie sich gerade befinden. Ich mag das, das ist ein Preis.
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Mein Freund Jackson, der auch mit Woodsy freundlich ist,
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We'll put the picture here again. This is a picture Jackson took. I pulled up next to him. He saw my car, pulled up next to it to see. He thought it was me in the car. And he pulled up and it's just a hitchhiker waiting in my car while I'm inside getting him cigarettes. That's awesome. That's an all time.
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Yeah, you want one? Yes, I could. Come on.
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We have an unlimited supply.
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You can help yourself. Oh, guys, so.