Will

That would have been symbolic.

If you literally put Juan Soto over Lauren.

I'm just screaming at the TV.

All right.

Is this Lauren's first baseball season with you?

This is our... Well, she caught the tail end of last baseball season, but there wasn't much to be rooting for at that point.

She hasn't got the full picture yet.

I fell to my knees on the floor yesterday.

Literally?

Yeah.

Sometimes I don't realize how dramatic it looks until you look up after the moment.

But yesterday, the Mets had a horrible, blown game.

And the last at-bat, Jorge Polanco hit one to the warning track that would have been a walk-off.

And Lauren and Mia, her friend Mia, was visiting and

or was at our house and they were both just like looking at me like like I think I gave her the ick yeah falling to your knees is I think the only scenario where that would not give a girlfriend the ick is like family member shot

Yeah, or maybe like the Super Bowl.

It's like, ah, this is a big one.

This is game three of 162 games.

Yeah, that's... And I was on my knees.

It's kind of like, have you ever seen Sam's girlfriend with the Yankees?