Will Arnett

Really?

You get kicked out?

I'm like, no, I didn't get kicked out.

They just asked me not to return.

What did you do to get in trouble growing up?

I did all the stupid stuff.

I was, you know, smoking cigarettes.

I grew up in Canada, so there were a lot of woods to escape to.

Yeah, yeah.

So I was always out there, like, you know, drinking airplane bottles and smoking butts.

I was just, but also I was a wise ass.

I was like, I said to my dad actually once, I was such a wise ass.

And of course, the worse the infraction or the bigger the joke that you can make, and especially at the teacher's expense, the bigger the laugh you'd get from the audience or as I'd call my classmates.

And so I would fuck around and they'd get really mad.

And years later, I remember my dad was out here and I just built this house and it was like everything...

And my dad was like, wow, this house is beautiful.

And I said, yeah, who knew that fucking around could pay off, huh?

And he finally had to admit, like, yeah, you're kind of right.

Because that was a pain in the ass.

You know what I mean?