Will Arnett

It's in Central Park outside.

No, I said, so it was rehearsal because you couldn't drive or go anywhere in the streets or whatever.

So anyway, so they canceled and I said, but I still wanted to run the show.

So it's like fresh in my head, you know?

So I said, Scotty, there's a performance in the bedroom tonight.

It starts at 7 p.m.

There's one ticket.

because there's one chair in the bedroom.

I said, you can, there's a bathroom.

There's no intermission, but there's a bathroom right next to the chair.

And if you want to fall asleep during the performance, there's a bed.

Jesus, I'm getting a hard on.

Tell me more about it.

What a sell on this play.

But, you know, the— Do you light the show with a flashlight?

Yeah, well, people have to use their phone lights.

That's how we get the light, everybody in the audience.

No, during the run-through the other day, we had our first quote audience, but it was all like the—

producers and the people doing behind the scenes stuff.

So it was like 20 people, which is a lot of people after you've been rehearsing by yourself.