Will Donnellon

As I was sprinting around the corner, I ran into the janitor and yelled something like someone spilled before continuing to sprint towards the parking lot.

I drove home, stripped naked in my parents' garage, and threw my shoes, socks, and pants into the garbage can and immediately showered.

The shoes I just threw in the garbage were almost new Air Force Ones that I had begged my parents for.

I've never told a soul about this.

The what?

Yes.

Right?

It's a girl.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Doesn't say.

Doesn't say.

There's rocks in my yard?

1923.

Interesting.

I've always thought about, you know how banks, you have those bank accounts that will make money?

yeah off of interest i think you let the bank borrow your money and as a thank you they'll like give you like a percent of interest or whatever right yeah that's just about a bank yeah that's right every every say well if you have like a checking account or something yeah yeah yeah the reason i was laughing is on the last podcast someone commented i love when they uh explain complex financial situations with 100 accuracy

Sorry, continue.

And so what I was thinking was because that percent is like not an exact number, there's like a certain amount.

What do you mean it's not an exact number?