Will Donnellon

I'll watch the towels.

You guys go have fun.

You saw that whole thing?

You saw me get eaten by the whitewash?

They didn't used to be this big, right?

Something's going on out there.

i went one time with uh this guy noah who's like a pro surfer and he brought me to like this spot in venice and he said it was much bigger than he was anticipated it was the first time i've ever surfed and when he was bringing me out there he like finally got me out and he said like his other pro friends one of them was like oh my god we thought that guy was gonna like die if you weren't with him

They were like, it's way too big for him to be.

Because they can tell from like a mile away if you've ever surfed before just based off of like how you're paddling out and like the board I was using.

And they were like, this is.

If Noah wasn't there, they were like, it would have been bad.

But then you did a trick, right?

No, I don't think anything I did could be classified as a trick.

That was the trick.

I thought you were saying you were turning tricks.

You were telling me earlier you were turning tricks for money.

I was in some part of L.A.

a couple years ago, and there were, like, hella prostitutes.

What?

Yeah.