Will Donnellon

you can just be in there some people use them as like a just like a bar i mean i think i took out like 50 bucks and i like threw it on the stage but i didn't like pay i didn't get a lap dance or yeah yeah we drove down to portland when i was in college and they have a bunch of strip clubs okay yeah and they're like all like emo goth girls no dude it's like there's some of that but like it was like it's like one of the it's like the strip club capital of the west coast really it's like how atlanta is to like the south that's what portland is

So, like, all the rappers are in Atlanta, and then, like, the indie, like, grunge guys are in Seattle being, like, hosier.

Yeah, they're just, like, throwing coins, buttons, and lint from their pocket.

I'm a stripper.

Speaking of Hobo Johnson, you should have seen this one outside.

I did have a lady on the boardwalk offer me a blowjob one time.

Nice.

How was it?

Oh, you were like, hey, I don't want this anymore.

They were still decent.

I'd only been asleep for four or five hours.

So I went out to the boardwalk and I was like, Oprah out there.

You get a Popeye's chicken sandwich.

Everybody look under their tent.

Who wants to blow me?

The king has arrived.

You're just holding mashed potatoes in your mouth.

I said no.

I said as much as I would love to.

As lovely as that sounds.