Will Donnellon

I have what took down King Arthur.

Dethroned him.

Yeah, it was awesome.

Did you guys ever have an STD scare?

Yeah, I've talked about this.

No, never.

Al Capone was basically a vegetable towards the end of his life because syphilis rotted his brain.

They said they'd go to his jail cell.

And they still set him up.

It was back when you could bribe people.

So he had a nice jail cell.

And they said he'd just be sitting in there just spewing nonsense.

And they were like, all right, Al's...

else still at it i guess but yeah syphilis like literally made his brain the size of like a walnut i had uh jock itch

I thought it was an STD.

Wait, is it like athletes... Like it's like peeling off... No, no.

I have AIDS if that's the case because mine is... I'm dead.

I have one that's longer than my penis right now.

yeah i've been i shaved the top and then just the two strands go crazy long i think i'm gonna braid it like willie nelson i told page day one that willie simon poops out of his penis and she still believes it's a condition and it's not cool that you brought it up it's like squirts out hard it's actually it's called a colonostomy bag and it's not my penis okay

You just got one that looks like a penis?