Will Donnellon
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Podcast Appearances
Did, like, someone at work there be, like, say that she wasn't having a good time?
For, like, the whole show.
I just remember Willie brought us to, like, they have, like, a bar, like, a secret bar kind of thing.
It's not that secret, is it?
and he took us there and the bartender was like i just made rihanna a margarita he's like freaking out i know when you came it was like time to find out who's more famous willie d or rihanna rihanna margarita sounds like one of your uh like when when we're at the tail end of a prompt yep i really rihanna margarita do
on oh i oh yeah isn't rihanna pregnant yes she is how is she drinking wow wait is she pregnant damn is she pregnant makes you go i mean asap that's what asap told me after my set hey you know rihanna's pregnant hey great set my wife's pregnant i'm like man i know it is she pregnant i think so yeah oh maybe she i thought maybe it was that night she got pregnant
have a couple comedy store margaritas little willie simon you're gonna get it you're gonna fucking want to fuck so good they went home and made it fucking like you had like her like wet it's like i had fucking lord william i'm like a dozen oysters get you going aphrodisiac that would be like willie simon live aphrodisiac
You know you're going to fuck if he takes you to Willie Simon.
It's like how people say after the third date.
It's like if he ever takes you to Willie Simon, you're going to get your brains fucked up.
Dude, I took my go to Willie Simon.