Will Friedle

Apparently, a completely different rumor has gotten to them.

Do you even speak Mandarin?

Me too.

Corey stammers, I don't know what you've heard, but we are not adopting any Chinese boy.

Amy and Alan let out huge sighs of relief, and Alan even brags, I told you he had more sense.

But then when Corey drops the bomb, Topanga's pregnant.

Amy and Alan are in disbelief, and Feeney decides, I better go straighten out the produce lady.

Alan tells Feeney to wait because he may need someone to stop him from killing his son.

Feeney tells him it's a family matter they should discuss amongst themselves.

Amy calls him a coward and Feeney agrees.

Damn straight.

Then hurries off.

Now alone, Corey tells his parents, before you tear my head off with your whole responsibility speech, I just want to let you know that Topanga and I did everything a responsible couple should do.

Alan argues that responsible couples don't have babies.

Haha.

Amy tells her husband to let Corey finish, but Alan isn't interested in what he has to say.

No.

Remember how difficult it was when you had Eric?

Amy corrects him.

When we had Eric.