Will Friedle
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Much better.
He sits down, spread eagle, and a preoccupied Topanga earnestly asks him, do you think I'm fat?
Without hesitation, Eric nonchalantly responds, yeah.
And then the audience erupts into laughter.
He looks at Topanga's pizza slice and asks if she's going to finish it.
She throws it into the box in disgust and Eric happily takes it.
She tells her brother-in-law, you know, you've packed on a few pounds too, Eric.
He blows it off.
It's college.
You've heard of the freshman 15.
Topanga reminds him he's a senior and Eric realizes, wait a minute, four years times 15 pounds.
That's like, that's like 500 extra pounds.
She comforts him and assures him he's not that overweight.
But Eric admits, I see the way the girls flock to Jack and his 6% body fat and ignore me and my 70% flab.
By the way, that is so obviously written by a man who's insecure because... Anybody who knows anything, women mostly are attracted to personality.
Think of all the funniest people in the world.
They all have hot wives.
They all have hotties on their arm because there is nothing.
But yeah.
Exactly.