Will Friedle

So she's nervous to go up to her boyfriend.

But that's not what they said in the beginning.

She said right away, oh, I'm sure she's going to be with Brad again this year.

Not going to the dance with Brad again this year.

She said, we've got her again, and I'm sure she's going to be with Brad, and he's just the hottest guy in school.

So they set it up like they're dating, and then I'm like, okay, so she's too nervous to go and talk to her boyfriend?

Anyway, it didn't make any sense because she wants to bump into him to mention the dance.

But Cadet Kelly is cruising for a bruising.

So she makes a beeline for Brad to beat Captain Stone to the punch.

For what reason?

I'm Lizzie.

You can hear me talk all the time.

Kelly salutes him just seconds before his superior.

Brad salutes back, but is very confused, as was I. Kelly smugly grins at Captain Stone, who as a result is enraged.

So she's now just actively trying to piss off the woman in charge.

Maybe it was just a get back for the blanket stunt.

But it's not even like a good one.

It's not like you did anything sly where you can get away with it.

You just openly poked her in the eye.

It's like, why would you do this?