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and sometimes ty will order my roommate ty will order his postmates early and i'll grab it and put it on the table and so i like look through the people he was like not it was way too early for him to be ordering postmates there's just a guy standing with his hands in his pockets I was like, okay, maybe I don't do it, but like if, whatever.

and sometimes ty will order my roommate ty will order his postmates early and i'll grab it and put it on the table and so i like look through the people he was like not it was way too early for him to be ordering postmates there's just a guy standing with his hands in his pockets I was like, okay, maybe I don't do it, but like if, whatever.

and sometimes ty will order my roommate ty will order his postmates early and i'll grab it and put it on the table and so i like look through the people he was like not it was way too early for him to be ordering postmates there's just a guy standing with his hands in his pockets I was like, okay, maybe I don't do it, but like if, whatever.

So I open it and he's like, hi, I'm here for the maintenance request. Literally just in plain, it would be like if I showed up like this with no tools, nothing, whatever. I was like, okay, it's out here. Walks out. He's like the most laid back guy ever. He starts like fucking around with it with his hands. He can't figure out how to get the cover off.

So I open it and he's like, hi, I'm here for the maintenance request. Literally just in plain, it would be like if I showed up like this with no tools, nothing, whatever. I was like, okay, it's out here. Walks out. He's like the most laid back guy ever. He starts like fucking around with it with his hands. He can't figure out how to get the cover off.

So I open it and he's like, hi, I'm here for the maintenance request. Literally just in plain, it would be like if I showed up like this with no tools, nothing, whatever. I was like, okay, it's out here. Walks out. He's like the most laid back guy ever. He starts like fucking around with it with his hands. He can't figure out how to get the cover off.

and i was like i kind of like showed him and so we get the cover off whatever he's looking at he's just like not doing anything for like a couple minutes i'm building legos and like i hear zero tinkering happening over there keep my zero tools he's a maintenance man he's asleep i he walks back in he's like hey man do you have a screwdriver i was like Yeah, why do you not have a screwdriver?

and i was like i kind of like showed him and so we get the cover off whatever he's looking at he's just like not doing anything for like a couple minutes i'm building legos and like i hear zero tinkering happening over there keep my zero tools he's a maintenance man he's asleep i he walks back in he's like hey man do you have a screwdriver i was like Yeah, why do you not have a screwdriver?

and i was like i kind of like showed him and so we get the cover off whatever he's looking at he's just like not doing anything for like a couple minutes i'm building legos and like i hear zero tinkering happening over there keep my zero tools he's a maintenance man he's asleep i he walks back in he's like hey man do you have a screwdriver i was like Yeah, why do you not have a screwdriver?

So I gave him my thing and he like fucked around with it for a little bit. And then he was like, all right, I turned it off. The beeping stopped. But when I turn it back on, the beeping starts again. I was like, yeah, we need to... Yeah, that's why you're here. That's why you're here. We need to, like, fix it. I know that if it's off, it's not going to beep. And then he came.

So I gave him my thing and he like fucked around with it for a little bit. And then he was like, all right, I turned it off. The beeping stopped. But when I turn it back on, the beeping starts again. I was like, yeah, we need to... Yeah, that's why you're here. That's why you're here. We need to, like, fix it. I know that if it's off, it's not going to beep. And then he came.

So I gave him my thing and he like fucked around with it for a little bit. And then he was like, all right, I turned it off. The beeping stopped. But when I turn it back on, the beeping starts again. I was like, yeah, we need to... Yeah, that's why you're here. That's why you're here. We need to, like, fix it. I know that if it's off, it's not going to beep. And then he came.

He was out there for another, like, 30 minutes just, like, making noises that, like, a screwdriver shouldn't be able to. Like, there should never be, like, clanging. Like, a screwdriver is just, like. Pew, pew, pew. Meow. A screwdriver is the most silent tool of all. Yeah. And there was like metal bang or whatever. And then he came out and was just like, all right, I think it's fine.

He was out there for another, like, 30 minutes just, like, making noises that, like, a screwdriver shouldn't be able to. Like, there should never be, like, clanging. Like, a screwdriver is just, like. Pew, pew, pew. Meow. A screwdriver is the most silent tool of all. Yeah. And there was like metal bang or whatever. And then he came out and was just like, all right, I think it's fine.

He was out there for another, like, 30 minutes just, like, making noises that, like, a screwdriver shouldn't be able to. Like, there should never be, like, clanging. Like, a screwdriver is just, like. Pew, pew, pew. Meow. A screwdriver is the most silent tool of all. Yeah. And there was like metal bang or whatever. And then he came out and was just like, all right, I think it's fine.

But if it's not, give me another call. And then just left. And I was like, was it fine? It is. To my knowledge, it's fine. But what would have happened if I wasn't... The odds of me being home... Yeah. Usually they come in and just fix it like... Yeah, if you weren't home, he wouldn't have had any tools. He wouldn't have had any tools. You can't be relying on the homeowner for tools.

But if it's not, give me another call. And then just left. And I was like, was it fine? It is. To my knowledge, it's fine. But what would have happened if I wasn't... The odds of me being home... Yeah. Usually they come in and just fix it like... Yeah, if you weren't home, he wouldn't have had any tools. He wouldn't have had any tools. You can't be relying on the homeowner for tools.

But if it's not, give me another call. And then just left. And I was like, was it fine? It is. To my knowledge, it's fine. But what would have happened if I wasn't... The odds of me being home... Yeah. Usually they come in and just fix it like... Yeah, if you weren't home, he wouldn't have had any tools. He wouldn't have had any tools. You can't be relying on the homeowner for tools.

Professional limbo-er in crisis. I just feel like I'm in this weird limbo where the lower I go, the more balance I get, but the louder the crowd cheers. Lauren, how are you doing?

Professional limbo-er in crisis. I just feel like I'm in this weird limbo where the lower I go, the more balance I get, but the louder the crowd cheers. Lauren, how are you doing?