Will

Everyone thinks Will... Well, I don't make up my whole fucking thing.

What is he eating it off of?

What is he eating it off of?

What is he eating it off of?

He's eating it off of his hand like a true... Oh, no. I'm eating caviar off a hooker's ball. Is that what you guys want to hear?

He's eating it off of his hand like a true... Oh, no. I'm eating caviar off a hooker's ball. Is that what you guys want to hear?

He's eating it off of his hand like a true... Oh, no. I'm eating caviar off a hooker's ball. Is that what you guys want to hear?

Obviously, it was Salt Lake City. What else am I going to do? Damn. Anyway, I land in Salt Lake City. I have eight minutes before the boarding doors close on my other flight. And it's going into the final tribal. Had some outages on the first leg, so I missed some of the dialogue, but I kind of watched most of it.

Obviously, it was Salt Lake City. What else am I going to do? Damn. Anyway, I land in Salt Lake City. I have eight minutes before the boarding doors close on my other flight. And it's going into the final tribal. Had some outages on the first leg, so I missed some of the dialogue, but I kind of watched most of it.

Obviously, it was Salt Lake City. What else am I going to do? Damn. Anyway, I land in Salt Lake City. I have eight minutes before the boarding doors close on my other flight. And it's going into the final tribal. Had some outages on the first leg, so I missed some of the dialogue, but I kind of watched most of it.

So I book it through the airport, get onto the next plane, immediately start up Survivor, and they are getting ready. They're, like, finishing up final tribal council and getting ready to read the votes. And right as they go to read the votes, Delta safety presentation. Like, clockwork. All right, thank you for flying Delta Airlines. The new one's like four fucking minutes long, too.

So I book it through the airport, get onto the next plane, immediately start up Survivor, and they are getting ready. They're, like, finishing up final tribal council and getting ready to read the votes. And right as they go to read the votes, Delta safety presentation. Like, clockwork. All right, thank you for flying Delta Airlines. The new one's like four fucking minutes long, too.

So I book it through the airport, get onto the next plane, immediately start up Survivor, and they are getting ready. They're, like, finishing up final tribal council and getting ready to read the votes. And right as they go to read the votes, Delta safety presentation. Like, clockwork. All right, thank you for flying Delta Airlines. The new one's like four fucking minutes long, too.

It's the 100th anniversary of Delta. To celebrate this, I'm like, who won?

It's the 100th anniversary of Delta. To celebrate this, I'm like, who won?

It's the 100th anniversary of Delta. To celebrate this, I'm like, who won?

And you're like, all right, we don't need this whole fucking song and dance. And then when it comes back, it was the reunion. So I missed the whole reveal of who won. I mean, I figured out. It comes back and Probst is like, craziest tribal ever. Yeah, thankfully. It airs later on the West Coast, so I got in, Ubered home, and Scott was watching it, so I got to re-watch it.

And you're like, all right, we don't need this whole fucking song and dance. And then when it comes back, it was the reunion. So I missed the whole reveal of who won. I mean, I figured out. It comes back and Probst is like, craziest tribal ever. Yeah, thankfully. It airs later on the West Coast, so I got in, Ubered home, and Scott was watching it, so I got to re-watch it.

And you're like, all right, we don't need this whole fucking song and dance. And then when it comes back, it was the reunion. So I missed the whole reveal of who won. I mean, I figured out. It comes back and Probst is like, craziest tribal ever. Yeah, thankfully. It airs later on the West Coast, so I got in, Ubered home, and Scott was watching it, so I got to re-watch it.

But after that happens, then I switch over to the next game, which was in the final minutes. That was a brutal ending. And we got one of those fucking stand-up comedian flight attendants. And when it pops up, you can still kind of watch the game, but it puts a box in the middle that says, like, PA in progress.