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All right, we have a beautiful episode today. We're going to hear your pitches followed by our pitches, and then we are going to do everyone's favorite segment, Teach Me Something, followed by This Guy Rocks.

All right, we have a beautiful episode today. We're going to hear your pitches followed by our pitches, and then we are going to do everyone's favorite segment, Teach Me Something, followed by This Guy Rocks.

All right, we have a beautiful episode today. We're going to hear your pitches followed by our pitches, and then we are going to do everyone's favorite segment, Teach Me Something, followed by This Guy Rocks.

Oh, hey! All the way from Spain. It smells like tapas. And then we're going to do a one-man show over there. We're going to do Lana Del Rey songs that don't exist. And we will give credit to whoever it was. I think it was one of my favorite ideas.

Oh, hey! All the way from Spain. It smells like tapas. And then we're going to do a one-man show over there. We're going to do Lana Del Rey songs that don't exist. And we will give credit to whoever it was. I think it was one of my favorite ideas.

Oh, hey! All the way from Spain. It smells like tapas. And then we're going to do a one-man show over there. We're going to do Lana Del Rey songs that don't exist. And we will give credit to whoever it was. I think it was one of my favorite ideas.

Oh, what? There is no part of... There is absolutely no part of me, after having seven beers, that is like, I could still... I could maybe... Yeah, that's crazy.

Oh, what? There is no part of... There is absolutely no part of me, after having seven beers, that is like, I could still... I could maybe... Yeah, that's crazy.

Oh, what? There is no part of... There is absolutely no part of me, after having seven beers, that is like, I could still... I could maybe... Yeah, that's crazy.

For legal... For all reasons, if you have had seven beers, there is... Which I think he is right.

For legal... For all reasons, if you have had seven beers, there is... Which I think he is right.

For legal... For all reasons, if you have had seven beers, there is... Which I think he is right.

If you're going to drink and drive, I'd rather you do it in the safety of this bar. Jesus Christ.

If you're going to drink and drive, I'd rather you do it in the safety of this bar. Jesus Christ.

If you're going to drink and drive, I'd rather you do it in the safety of this bar. Jesus Christ.

He came up with a fun pitch.

He came up with a fun pitch.

He came up with a fun pitch.

Yes. Okay, Patrick, have you considered maybe... All right, next pitch. There's a guy out there that could... A key swallower? Yeah.

Yes. Okay, Patrick, have you considered maybe... All right, next pitch. There's a guy out there that could... A key swallower? Yeah.