Will

No, no, no, no.

Buy one of those hollow sun thermal red dots.

The answer is nobody's ever tried it before.

So we don't know yet.

I don't know that you, okay.

That is stupid tall.

Hmm.

I have a meme gun I could bring just for fun.

So what are the licensing and rule requirements for Colorado coyote hunting?

You had me at redneck.

You added some sprinkles on top of drunk.

However, comma, it sounds like you got to be a goddamn lawyer to hunt outside of the South.

I don't even understand the code for my house.

Sorry, this is where I start being a pretentious Southern asshole because our hunting regulations are like five sentences, essentially, and our season for whitetail is...

Gun season starts sometime in November.

Primitive season starts sometime in October.

And it goes through basically the end of January for both.

And there's a certain time in there where you can kill bucks and the rest of the time you can only kill does.

But you can kill one buck and one doe a day during buck season or two does.

Or you can kill two does a day the whole fucking time.