Willem Holzer

We were just like typing up word documents or something, the word processing.

We were just like typing up word documents or something, the word processing.

It's a lot of tabs. It's a lot of tabs open in Safari, and it's very annoying on a mobile device.

It's a lot of tabs. It's a lot of tabs open in Safari, and it's very annoying on a mobile device.

Yeah, you don't do that. No, no, I do. I do. I mean, you're you're look, I'm going on a trip next week, which I'm very excited about. So I'm living vicariously through you at the moment with the nice weather because it's not that nice in the Hudson Valley where I'm at. But no, I mean, I did comparison shop. I was comparing islands I wanted to go to. I was comparing flights.

Yeah, you don't do that. No, no, I do. I do. I mean, you're you're look, I'm going on a trip next week, which I'm very excited about. So I'm living vicariously through you at the moment with the nice weather because it's not that nice in the Hudson Valley where I'm at. But no, I mean, I did comparison shop. I was comparing islands I wanted to go to. I was comparing flights.

It would have been impossible on a phone. But that being said, what I did, but I did have my phone out because then what you got to do, hack, is...

It would have been impossible on a phone. But that being said, what I did, but I did have my phone out because then what you got to do, hack, is...

before you before you book so you know what hotel you want to be at and the photos are obviously great what have you then you got to go on instagram you got to go look at their instagram page but then you also have to look at who's posted there to see the people who go there because if you see horrible wait you do all of this before booking yeah because i because the pictures are all going to be great once you spend enough money basically the hotel is going to be nice but then on the website yeah pictures are going to be great and on their instagram

before you before you book so you know what hotel you want to be at and the photos are obviously great what have you then you got to go on instagram you got to go look at their instagram page but then you also have to look at who's posted there to see the people who go there because if you see horrible wait you do all of this before booking yeah because i because the pictures are all going to be great once you spend enough money basically the hotel is going to be nice but then on the website yeah pictures are going to be great and on their instagram

Yeah, but you've got to look at who's posting from there. And then you look at their accounts to see what kind of people are going there. And then you're like, oh, these people look terrible, not interested at this hotel, let me go to the other hotel. That's actually the biggest part, because if you go to a great hotel and the people are fucking terrible, your whole trip is ruined.

Yeah, but you've got to look at who's posting from there. And then you look at their accounts to see what kind of people are going there. And then you're like, oh, these people look terrible, not interested at this hotel, let me go to the other hotel. That's actually the biggest part, because if you go to a great hotel and the people are fucking terrible, your whole trip is ruined.

Yeah, I do three layers of diligence.

Yeah, I do three layers of diligence.

yeah i've been duped and disappointed multiple times yeah remember when i say that's sandals a month ago yeah i could have told you that was that might have gone sideways but i feel you why didn't you do the due diligence for me i mean look i knew it was new because i was in jamaica recently and they had all the sandals advertisements in the airport and i was like oh that looks kind of nice like i don't think i would ever stay there brother like it looked nice brother it's

yeah i've been duped and disappointed multiple times yeah remember when i say that's sandals a month ago yeah i could have told you that was that might have gone sideways but i feel you why didn't you do the due diligence for me i mean look i knew it was new because i was in jamaica recently and they had all the sandals advertisements in the airport and i was like oh that looks kind of nice like i don't think i would ever stay there brother like it looked nice brother it's

Yeah. But also I think it's when they're on holiday and they're using zinc on their nose and it gives them that purplish hue. And I think maybe it's because people realize that maybe zinc isn't good for you. I don't actually know if it's, if it is or it isn't, but I feel like you see less of that nowadays.

Yeah. But also I think it's when they're on holiday and they're using zinc on their nose and it gives them that purplish hue. And I think maybe it's because people realize that maybe zinc isn't good for you. I don't actually know if it's, if it is or it isn't, but I feel like you see less of that nowadays.

Yeah. It looks like there's like a human growth on their face.

Yeah. It looks like there's like a human growth on their face.

Cause they've been drinking so much. Yeah. Yeah. I know that.

Cause they've been drinking so much. Yeah. Yeah. I know that.

Wait, but Lou doesn't even have a laptop. She does all of her work on the phone. Why are they both doing this?

Wait, but Lou doesn't even have a laptop. She does all of her work on the phone. Why are they both doing this?

Yeah, I mean, sometimes she's doing stuff for, like, socials, and then she's, like, ripping through editing. Like, we literally just sent out our engagement party invitations, right, which you obviously saw. I RSVP'd immediately. You did RSVP immediately because you're a good friend. People who don't RSVP immediately are shitty friends, and then they make you chase them. I'm a good friend.

Yeah, I mean, sometimes she's doing stuff for, like, socials, and then she's, like, ripping through editing. Like, we literally just sent out our engagement party invitations, right, which you obviously saw. I RSVP'd immediately. You did RSVP immediately because you're a good friend. People who don't RSVP immediately are shitty friends, and then they make you chase them. I'm a good friend.

Yeah, it's terrible. But she had obviously watercolored the thing. So by the way, that invitation was originally watercolored, FYI. And then she edited the text on her phone through some app. I have no idea what it is because I don't know how to do any of that. And then it was all uploaded back from the phone onto Paperless Post or whatever we used. So she was working.

Yeah, it's terrible. But she had obviously watercolored the thing. So by the way, that invitation was originally watercolored, FYI. And then she edited the text on her phone through some app. I have no idea what it is because I don't know how to do any of that. And then it was all uploaded back from the phone onto Paperless Post or whatever we used. So she was working.

You know what's really sad about Paperless Post? What's sad?

You know what's really sad about Paperless Post? What's sad?

That's so the fact that she painted that dude, she literally had multiple, like she added so many layers of color and texture. There was like an ink pen situation to give certain outlines. Like it was like, I walked into the house.

That's so the fact that she painted that dude, she literally had multiple, like she added so many layers of color and texture. There was like an ink pen situation to give certain outlines. Like it was like, I walked into the house.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, this was like a handcrafted artisanal effort. Wow. Which basically means that you thought it's like professionally done or was created by an AI, which also means it's sort of professionally done.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, this was like a handcrafted artisanal effort. Wow. Which basically means that you thought it's like professionally done or was created by an AI, which also means it's sort of professionally done.

I mean, yeah, the water coloring was obviously done handmade, but she took a picture of it.

I mean, yeah, the water coloring was obviously done handmade, but she took a picture of it.

Yeah, yeah, no, it's tight.

Yeah, yeah, no, it's tight.

Yeah, we also want to get some context. I actually wasn't at the shoot, so I have no idea what happened. I only watched it going through edit. So what was that day like? Was he cool? Was he actually a chill dude? What was going on?

Yeah, we also want to get some context. I actually wasn't at the shoot, so I have no idea what happened. I only watched it going through edit. So what was that day like? Was he cool? Was he actually a chill dude? What was going on?

It's gotta be, it's gotta be up there.

It's gotta be, it's gotta be up there.

By the way, do you use the dollar sign when you're Googling that? Or are you just, you just, the Gmail search just finds it.

By the way, do you use the dollar sign when you're Googling that? Or are you just, you just, the Gmail search just finds it.

I literally is. Yeah, that would make sense. So it was Friday, August 16th. Yeah, end of summer. End of summer, August, New York City energy.

I literally is. Yeah, that would make sense. So it was Friday, August 16th. Yeah, end of summer. End of summer, August, New York City energy.

I don't know. I mean, like, first of all, wait, wait a second though. But you recorded for 45 minutes. Then why are we doing that? The only reason I were doing this is because the episode's only 10 minutes long or 11 minutes long. And I thought that's because that's how long we recorded or shot for.

I don't know. I mean, like, first of all, wait, wait a second though. But you recorded for 45 minutes. Then why are we doing that? The only reason I were doing this is because the episode's only 10 minutes long or 11 minutes long. And I thought that's because that's how long we recorded or shot for.

are they're they're kind of like not facts yeah okay got it because i i'm gonna say it's like this is the only reason why we're doing this many months later because we didn't know we were doing it we didn't shoot enough and so now we're gonna add this on so the episode is long enough well here's what i'll say is that maybe what we wanted to do is have eight minute episodes

are they're they're kind of like not facts yeah okay got it because i i'm gonna say it's like this is the only reason why we're doing this many months later because we didn't know we were doing it we didn't shoot enough and so now we're gonna add this on so the episode is long enough well here's what i'll say is that maybe what we wanted to do is have eight minute episodes

Right. And yeah, you don't recall. The memory is hazy on how long you actually record it because it literally is half a year ago.

Right. And yeah, you don't recall. The memory is hazy on how long you actually record it because it literally is half a year ago.

I was saying, have you spoken to him since? I thought you were trying to get a record deal with him. I haven't spoken to him, but I spoke to his cousin.

I was saying, have you spoken to him since? I thought you were trying to get a record deal with him. I haven't spoken to him, but I spoke to his cousin.

No. But I didn't even know that was... Actually, Han dies. Those Genesises. Genesises.

No. But I didn't even know that was... Actually, Han dies. Those Genesises. Genesises.

I think it's hilarious. I think it's one of my favorite episodes. Yeah, I like his take, too. His take makes sense.

I think it's hilarious. I think it's one of my favorite episodes. Yeah, I like his take, too. His take makes sense.

That we need more black movies.

That we need more black movies.

I agree with him. Yeah, I think you did agree with him.

I agree with him. Yeah, I think you did agree with him.

shattered they knocked it off the table i hate to say this as a fellow pet owner i think when your pets make mistakes that's actually a reflection of the adult that owns them i don't know if that's why was where was where was the bowl why was the bowl so close to the edge that a cat could have knocked over the bowl wasn't dude my my cats are not the kind of animals that are considerate but it's not my fault i raised them well problem is they are cats

shattered they knocked it off the table i hate to say this as a fellow pet owner i think when your pets make mistakes that's actually a reflection of the adult that owns them i don't know if that's why was where was where was the bowl why was the bowl so close to the edge that a cat could have knocked over the bowl wasn't dude my my cats are not the kind of animals that are considerate but it's not my fault i raised them well problem is they are cats

Yeah. Or by the way, it's your cat sitter who actually broke it and they're pinning it on the cat because what's the cat going to say? That's highly possible. Yeah, for sure, man. That's highly possible. Goodness. What are you up to today?

Yeah. Or by the way, it's your cat sitter who actually broke it and they're pinning it on the cat because what's the cat going to say? That's highly possible. Yeah, for sure, man. That's highly possible. Goodness. What are you up to today?

Wait, is his name Gay Hendrix?

Wait, is his name Gay Hendrix?

I think you're going to enjoy it, man.

I think you're going to enjoy it, man.

Yeah, no, I think it's important. What's this book called? It's called the big, it's called the big leap.

Yeah, no, I think it's important. What's this book called? It's called the big, it's called the big leap.

the cover and the name of it and everything about it. Cause I was equally very skeptical when I, when it was, when it was given to me by my coach, I don't mind the, the name, the big leap.

the cover and the name of it and everything about it. Cause I was equally very skeptical when I, when it was, when it was given to me by my coach, I don't mind the, the name, the big leap.

Oh, you think you should have changed his name to like guy Hendricks or something?

Oh, you think you should have changed his name to like guy Hendricks or something?

Well, actually, the worst thing about it is that it's symbolic. You're going from just one bowl to the other, but things are still in a fucking bowl.

Well, actually, the worst thing about it is that it's symbolic. You're going from just one bowl to the other, but things are still in a fucking bowl.

Yeah, I like that. It's very Finding Nemo-ish, but yeah.

Yeah, I like that. It's very Finding Nemo-ish, but yeah.

It just feels like, well, think about it. You'd have to get the scale of a small bowl to a big bowl and have it all fit on a book. This is not like a huge.

It just feels like, well, think about it. You'd have to get the scale of a small bowl to a big bowl and have it all fit on a book. This is not like a huge.

So you just want to add some furnishings to the house.

So you just want to add some furnishings to the house.

Yeah, there's no furniture. You want furniture in your house, basically.

Yeah, there's no furniture. You want furniture in your house, basically.

Well, look, you should drop a line to gay. I feel like gay would be into it.

Well, look, you should drop a line to gay. I feel like gay would be into it.

Yeah. Well, by the way, you recorded for 27 minutes. That's pretty good. Great. That's more than enough, right? I think that's enough, but that, okay. So then how do we want to do this then? We just want to, I don't think this goes on the YouTube. Because YouTube is fine.

Yeah. Well, by the way, you recorded for 27 minutes. That's pretty good. Great. That's more than enough, right? I think that's enough, but that, okay. So then how do we want to do this then? We just want to, I don't think this goes on the YouTube. Because YouTube is fine.

Yeah, it's accoutrement. By the way, I started saying accoutrement quite a bit in the last couple of weeks, and I've noticed you've started to take that word.

Yeah, it's accoutrement. By the way, I started saying accoutrement quite a bit in the last couple of weeks, and I've noticed you've started to take that word.

Dude, you know I've been saying accoutrement, like, describing a lot of things in the last few weeks, dude. And I've noticed that you've now brought it into conversation a lot in the last couple of days, dude.

Dude, you know I've been saying accoutrement, like, describing a lot of things in the last few weeks, dude. And I've noticed that you've now brought it into conversation a lot in the last couple of days, dude.

Brother, brother, brother, brother.

Brother, brother, brother, brother.

Be honest, dude.

Be honest, dude.

That's crazy. I started using that word like quite a bit when we were in Paris. And then I've noticed. Oh my God, dude.

That's crazy. I started using that word like quite a bit when we were in Paris. And then I've noticed. Oh my God, dude.

Oh, so wait. So no, we'll tack this on to the podcast-only file. That will go on all the podcast platforms. And then for Spotify, since they still need a visual, because it's like Spotify video or whatever, is that just like a black screen with the Subway Takes logo on that?

Oh, so wait. So no, we'll tack this on to the podcast-only file. That will go on all the podcast platforms. And then for Spotify, since they still need a visual, because it's like Spotify video or whatever, is that just like a black screen with the Subway Takes logo on that?

Yeah, I think it gets tacked on at the end of... you know, the 11 minute episode. It just keeps running.

Yeah, I think it gets tacked on at the end of... you know, the 11 minute episode. It just keeps running.

Okay, so I'll just flip this over to Tyler and Dale and they'll figure out how to edit and mix.

Okay, so I'll just flip this over to Tyler and Dale and they'll figure out how to edit and mix.

No, I mean, how many of these banked episodes do we have that aren't long enough? Probably like three or four because we started recording some of this stuff before we even knew what the hell, if we were ever going to do a podcast. So this is just like a nice little bonus for the listener. It's an Easter egg. It's an Easter egg. You called it an Easter egg. Before Easter.

No, I mean, how many of these banked episodes do we have that aren't long enough? Probably like three or four because we started recording some of this stuff before we even knew what the hell, if we were ever going to do a podcast. So this is just like a nice little bonus for the listener. It's an Easter egg. It's an Easter egg. You called it an Easter egg. Before Easter.

You called it an Easter egg. I did call it an Easter egg. It's for the fans.

You called it an Easter egg. I did call it an Easter egg. It's for the fans.

I mean, the real ones know. The real ones know.

I mean, the real ones know. The real ones know.

All right. I guess we'll never know. No, it's Andrew.

All right. I guess we'll never know. No, it's Andrew.

Oh, all right. That makes me feel better about that.

Oh, all right. That makes me feel better about that.

Yeah, look, I'm down to keep trying this thing. People seem to like it.

Yeah, look, I'm down to keep trying this thing. People seem to like it.

Yeah, in a week. In a week, folks. More Easter eggs.

Yeah, in a week. In a week, folks. More Easter eggs.

I know. That's why it's nice. We're giving them away for free.

I know. That's why it's nice. We're giving them away for free.

rich wait what's happening to the market shit shouldn't have logged into the market dude i have like four wild turkeys walking across the backyard that i can see from my office dude turkeys lay eggs no but they oh no they must i mean they have to they're birds well you never know dude this is literally crazy though it's like the march of the penguins but fucking wild turkeys why is the market dumping

rich wait what's happening to the market shit shouldn't have logged into the market dude i have like four wild turkeys walking across the backyard that i can see from my office dude turkeys lay eggs no but they oh no they must i mean they have to they're birds well you never know dude this is literally crazy though it's like the march of the penguins but fucking wild turkeys why is the market dumping

I don't know. Are you going to buy? I think it's time. It's a buying out. It might. I'm going to wait till my dad texts me with tips. Don't you love those?

I don't know. Are you going to buy? I think it's time. It's a buying out. It might. I'm going to wait till my dad texts me with tips. Don't you love those?

Don't you love those tips?

Don't you love those tips?

Well, how's that Enron coin working for you? I don't want to talk about it. Actually, I don't think we actually can't talk about it.

Well, how's that Enron coin working for you? I don't want to talk about it. Actually, I don't think we actually can't talk about it.

Anyways, so how do we want to end this? Do we need to end this with a thing? Like a bye?

Anyways, so how do we want to end this? Do we need to end this with a thing? Like a bye?

Okay, well... All right. Good luck with your turkey hunting. And have fun at the beach.

Okay, well... All right. Good luck with your turkey hunting. And have fun at the beach.

And I guess the music will play now, right?

And I guess the music will play now, right?

Maybe we should just say we don't know what it is, because I don't think we actually know what it is.

Maybe we should just say we don't know what it is, because I don't think we actually know what it is.

heard andrew and i have a discussion about subway takes and non-subway takes related matters yeah i mean like i think basically you want to talk for at least 20 minutes okay maybe 25 because it gets edited down and then that gets tacked on so far and that's 30 40 seconds oh all right well we can do another 20 of these we have 39 or i don't know math we have about well one minute down so we have 19 minutes to go which is not bad no i think we're doing a pretty good job

heard andrew and i have a discussion about subway takes and non-subway takes related matters yeah i mean like i think basically you want to talk for at least 20 minutes okay maybe 25 because it gets edited down and then that gets tacked on so far and that's 30 40 seconds oh all right well we can do another 20 of these we have 39 or i don't know math we have about well one minute down so we have 19 minutes to go which is not bad no i think we're doing a pretty good job

I think if the shipping was like $500, I would have just been like, fuck it, just buy a new laptop because we're going to expense that cost anyways for $350, which by the way is a hefty amount. It's like a plane ticket.

I think if the shipping was like $500, I would have just been like, fuck it, just buy a new laptop because we're going to expense that cost anyways for $350, which by the way is a hefty amount. It's like a plane ticket.

You could have bought a Spirit Airlines ticket and just had the laptop sitting on that chair like Uber Courier.

You could have bought a Spirit Airlines ticket and just had the laptop sitting on that chair like Uber Courier.

No, that's just the physics wouldn't. And that timeframe wouldn't have been possible.

No, that's just the physics wouldn't. And that timeframe wouldn't have been possible.

Unless you want one for Spotify and one for the baby monitor and just keep them running all at the same time.

Unless you want one for Spotify and one for the baby monitor and just keep them running all at the same time.

Yeah, yeah. But how happy were you when it arrived? It was like, oh, he's home.

Yeah, yeah. But how happy were you when it arrived? It was like, oh, he's home.

We were just like typing up word documents or something, the word processing.

It's a lot of tabs. It's a lot of tabs open in Safari, and it's very annoying on a mobile device.

Yeah, you don't do that. No, no, I do. I do. I mean, you're you're look, I'm going on a trip next week, which I'm very excited about. So I'm living vicariously through you at the moment with the nice weather because it's not that nice in the Hudson Valley where I'm at. But no, I mean, I did comparison shop. I was comparing islands I wanted to go to. I was comparing flights.

It would have been impossible on a phone. But that being said, what I did, but I did have my phone out because then what you got to do, hack, is...

before you before you book so you know what hotel you want to be at and the photos are obviously great what have you then you got to go on instagram you got to go look at their instagram page but then you also have to look at who's posted there to see the people who go there because if you see horrible wait you do all of this before booking yeah because i because the pictures are all going to be great once you spend enough money basically the hotel is going to be nice but then on the website yeah pictures are going to be great and on their instagram

Yeah, but you've got to look at who's posting from there. And then you look at their accounts to see what kind of people are going there. And then you're like, oh, these people look terrible, not interested at this hotel, let me go to the other hotel. That's actually the biggest part, because if you go to a great hotel and the people are fucking terrible, your whole trip is ruined.

Yeah, I do three layers of diligence.

yeah i've been duped and disappointed multiple times yeah remember when i say that's sandals a month ago yeah i could have told you that was that might have gone sideways but i feel you why didn't you do the due diligence for me i mean look i knew it was new because i was in jamaica recently and they had all the sandals advertisements in the airport and i was like oh that looks kind of nice like i don't think i would ever stay there brother like it looked nice brother it's

Yeah. But also I think it's when they're on holiday and they're using zinc on their nose and it gives them that purplish hue. And I think maybe it's because people realize that maybe zinc isn't good for you. I don't actually know if it's, if it is or it isn't, but I feel like you see less of that nowadays.

Yeah. It looks like there's like a human growth on their face.

Cause they've been drinking so much. Yeah. Yeah. I know that.

Wait, but Lou doesn't even have a laptop. She does all of her work on the phone. Why are they both doing this?

Yeah, I mean, sometimes she's doing stuff for, like, socials, and then she's, like, ripping through editing. Like, we literally just sent out our engagement party invitations, right, which you obviously saw. I RSVP'd immediately. You did RSVP immediately because you're a good friend. People who don't RSVP immediately are shitty friends, and then they make you chase them. I'm a good friend.

Yeah, it's terrible. But she had obviously watercolored the thing. So by the way, that invitation was originally watercolored, FYI. And then she edited the text on her phone through some app. I have no idea what it is because I don't know how to do any of that. And then it was all uploaded back from the phone onto Paperless Post or whatever we used. So she was working.

You know what's really sad about Paperless Post? What's sad?

That's so the fact that she painted that dude, she literally had multiple, like she added so many layers of color and texture. There was like an ink pen situation to give certain outlines. Like it was like, I walked into the house.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, this was like a handcrafted artisanal effort. Wow. Which basically means that you thought it's like professionally done or was created by an AI, which also means it's sort of professionally done.

I mean, yeah, the water coloring was obviously done handmade, but she took a picture of it.

Yeah, yeah, no, it's tight.

Yeah, we also want to get some context. I actually wasn't at the shoot, so I have no idea what happened. I only watched it going through edit. So what was that day like? Was he cool? Was he actually a chill dude? What was going on?

It's gotta be, it's gotta be up there.

By the way, do you use the dollar sign when you're Googling that? Or are you just, you just, the Gmail search just finds it.

I literally is. Yeah, that would make sense. So it was Friday, August 16th. Yeah, end of summer. End of summer, August, New York City energy.

I don't know. I mean, like, first of all, wait, wait a second though. But you recorded for 45 minutes. Then why are we doing that? The only reason I were doing this is because the episode's only 10 minutes long or 11 minutes long. And I thought that's because that's how long we recorded or shot for.

are they're they're kind of like not facts yeah okay got it because i i'm gonna say it's like this is the only reason why we're doing this many months later because we didn't know we were doing it we didn't shoot enough and so now we're gonna add this on so the episode is long enough well here's what i'll say is that maybe what we wanted to do is have eight minute episodes

Right. And yeah, you don't recall. The memory is hazy on how long you actually record it because it literally is half a year ago.

I was saying, have you spoken to him since? I thought you were trying to get a record deal with him. I haven't spoken to him, but I spoke to his cousin.

No. But I didn't even know that was... Actually, Han dies. Those Genesises. Genesises.

I think it's hilarious. I think it's one of my favorite episodes. Yeah, I like his take, too. His take makes sense.

That we need more black movies.

I agree with him. Yeah, I think you did agree with him.

shattered they knocked it off the table i hate to say this as a fellow pet owner i think when your pets make mistakes that's actually a reflection of the adult that owns them i don't know if that's why was where was where was the bowl why was the bowl so close to the edge that a cat could have knocked over the bowl wasn't dude my my cats are not the kind of animals that are considerate but it's not my fault i raised them well problem is they are cats

Yeah. Or by the way, it's your cat sitter who actually broke it and they're pinning it on the cat because what's the cat going to say? That's highly possible. Yeah, for sure, man. That's highly possible. Goodness. What are you up to today?

Wait, is his name Gay Hendrix?

I think you're going to enjoy it, man.

Yeah, no, I think it's important. What's this book called? It's called the big, it's called the big leap.

the cover and the name of it and everything about it. Cause I was equally very skeptical when I, when it was, when it was given to me by my coach, I don't mind the, the name, the big leap.

Oh, you think you should have changed his name to like guy Hendricks or something?

Well, actually, the worst thing about it is that it's symbolic. You're going from just one bowl to the other, but things are still in a fucking bowl.

Yeah, I like that. It's very Finding Nemo-ish, but yeah.

It just feels like, well, think about it. You'd have to get the scale of a small bowl to a big bowl and have it all fit on a book. This is not like a huge.

So you just want to add some furnishings to the house.

Yeah, there's no furniture. You want furniture in your house, basically.

Well, look, you should drop a line to gay. I feel like gay would be into it.

Yeah. Well, by the way, you recorded for 27 minutes. That's pretty good. Great. That's more than enough, right? I think that's enough, but that, okay. So then how do we want to do this then? We just want to, I don't think this goes on the YouTube. Because YouTube is fine.

Yeah, it's accoutrement. By the way, I started saying accoutrement quite a bit in the last couple of weeks, and I've noticed you've started to take that word.

Dude, you know I've been saying accoutrement, like, describing a lot of things in the last few weeks, dude. And I've noticed that you've now brought it into conversation a lot in the last couple of days, dude.

Brother, brother, brother, brother.

Be honest, dude.

That's crazy. I started using that word like quite a bit when we were in Paris. And then I've noticed. Oh my God, dude.

Oh, so wait. So no, we'll tack this on to the podcast-only file. That will go on all the podcast platforms. And then for Spotify, since they still need a visual, because it's like Spotify video or whatever, is that just like a black screen with the Subway Takes logo on that?

Yeah, I think it gets tacked on at the end of... you know, the 11 minute episode. It just keeps running.

Okay, so I'll just flip this over to Tyler and Dale and they'll figure out how to edit and mix.

No, I mean, how many of these banked episodes do we have that aren't long enough? Probably like three or four because we started recording some of this stuff before we even knew what the hell, if we were ever going to do a podcast. So this is just like a nice little bonus for the listener. It's an Easter egg. It's an Easter egg. You called it an Easter egg. Before Easter.

You called it an Easter egg. I did call it an Easter egg. It's for the fans.

I mean, the real ones know. The real ones know.

All right. I guess we'll never know. No, it's Andrew.

Oh, all right. That makes me feel better about that.

Yeah, look, I'm down to keep trying this thing. People seem to like it.

Yeah, in a week. In a week, folks. More Easter eggs.

I know. That's why it's nice. We're giving them away for free.

rich wait what's happening to the market shit shouldn't have logged into the market dude i have like four wild turkeys walking across the backyard that i can see from my office dude turkeys lay eggs no but they oh no they must i mean they have to they're birds well you never know dude this is literally crazy though it's like the march of the penguins but fucking wild turkeys why is the market dumping

I don't know. Are you going to buy? I think it's time. It's a buying out. It might. I'm going to wait till my dad texts me with tips. Don't you love those?

Don't you love those tips?

Well, how's that Enron coin working for you? I don't want to talk about it. Actually, I don't think we actually can't talk about it.

Anyways, so how do we want to end this? Do we need to end this with a thing? Like a bye?

Okay, well... All right. Good luck with your turkey hunting. And have fun at the beach.

And I guess the music will play now, right?

Maybe we should just say we don't know what it is, because I don't think we actually know what it is.

heard andrew and i have a discussion about subway takes and non-subway takes related matters yeah i mean like i think basically you want to talk for at least 20 minutes okay maybe 25 because it gets edited down and then that gets tacked on so far and that's 30 40 seconds oh all right well we can do another 20 of these we have 39 or i don't know math we have about well one minute down so we have 19 minutes to go which is not bad no i think we're doing a pretty good job

I think if the shipping was like $500, I would have just been like, fuck it, just buy a new laptop because we're going to expense that cost anyways for $350, which by the way is a hefty amount. It's like a plane ticket.

You could have bought a Spirit Airlines ticket and just had the laptop sitting on that chair like Uber Courier.

No, that's just the physics wouldn't. And that timeframe wouldn't have been possible.

Unless you want one for Spotify and one for the baby monitor and just keep them running all at the same time.

Yeah, yeah. But how happy were you when it arrived? It was like, oh, he's home.