Willem Holzer

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75 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Feb 2025 last heard Feb 2025

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Maybe we should just say we don't know what it is, because I don't think we actually know what it is.
heard andrew and i have a discussion about subway takes and non-subway takes related matters yeah i mean like i think basically you want to talk for at least 20 minutes okay maybe 25 because it gets edited down and then that gets tacked on so far and that's 30 40 seconds oh all right well we can do another 20 of these we have 39 or i don't know math we have about well one minute down so we have 19 minutes to go which is not bad no i think we're doing a pretty good job
I think if the shipping was like $500, I would have just been like, fuck it, just buy a new laptop because we're going to expense that cost anyways for $350, which by the way is a hefty amount. It's like a plane ticket.
You could have bought a Spirit Airlines ticket and just had the laptop sitting on that chair like Uber Courier.
No, that's just the physics wouldn't. And that timeframe wouldn't have been possible.
Unless you want one for Spotify and one for the baby monitor and just keep them running all at the same time.
Yeah, yeah. But how happy were you when it arrived? It was like, oh, he's home.
We were just like typing up word documents or something, the word processing.
It's a lot of tabs. It's a lot of tabs open in Safari, and it's very annoying on a mobile device.
Yeah, you don't do that. No, no, I do. I do. I mean, you're you're look, I'm going on a trip next week, which I'm very excited about. So I'm living vicariously through you at the moment with the nice weather because it's not that nice in the Hudson Valley where I'm at. But no, I mean, I did comparison shop. I was comparing islands I wanted to go to. I was comparing flights.
It would have been impossible on a phone. But that being said, what I did, but I did have my phone out because then what you got to do, hack, is...
before you before you book so you know what hotel you want to be at and the photos are obviously great what have you then you got to go on instagram you got to go look at their instagram page but then you also have to look at who's posted there to see the people who go there because if you see horrible wait you do all of this before booking yeah because i because the pictures are all going to be great once you spend enough money basically the hotel is going to be nice but then on the website yeah pictures are going to be great and on their instagram
Yeah, but you've got to look at who's posting from there. And then you look at their accounts to see what kind of people are going there. And then you're like, oh, these people look terrible, not interested at this hotel, let me go to the other hotel. That's actually the biggest part, because if you go to a great hotel and the people are fucking terrible, your whole trip is ruined.
Yeah, I do three layers of diligence.
yeah i've been duped and disappointed multiple times yeah remember when i say that's sandals a month ago yeah i could have told you that was that might have gone sideways but i feel you why didn't you do the due diligence for me i mean look i knew it was new because i was in jamaica recently and they had all the sandals advertisements in the airport and i was like oh that looks kind of nice like i don't think i would ever stay there brother like it looked nice brother it's
Yeah. But also I think it's when they're on holiday and they're using zinc on their nose and it gives them that purplish hue. And I think maybe it's because people realize that maybe zinc isn't good for you. I don't actually know if it's, if it is or it isn't, but I feel like you see less of that nowadays.
Yeah. It looks like there's like a human growth on their face.
Cause they've been drinking so much. Yeah. Yeah. I know that.
Wait, but Lou doesn't even have a laptop. She does all of her work on the phone. Why are they both doing this?
Yeah, I mean, sometimes she's doing stuff for, like, socials, and then she's, like, ripping through editing. Like, we literally just sent out our engagement party invitations, right, which you obviously saw. I RSVP'd immediately. You did RSVP immediately because you're a good friend. People who don't RSVP immediately are shitty friends, and then they make you chase them. I'm a good friend.
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