William Holbert (Wild Bill)

Anyway, so I went and I saw the guy and again, took my baseball bat.

And after quite a bit of convincing, he called the girl and broke it off.

And, you know, and I warned him that he better not change his mind and so on and so forth.

And so I left from there.

And so I went back on.

I remember it being a Thursday.

I went back to the meeting on Thursday, the Thursday.

the snooty meeting there that they have, they call it a black tie social.

So I went back to the black tie social at three o'clock in the afternoon and I walked in, signed in again on the same visitor's pass and the little judge jumps up

from one side of the room.

The room's very large.

It's a very large room.

It's probably a hundred people there.

He jumps up from one side of the room and he says, mi amigo, my friend.

And he comes running from one side and everybody stops what they're doing to look.

And he jumps up and gives me this big hug, pulls me down to the ground.

and he says thank you thank you saved my family and i said so you're happy with the result and he said yes he said my my daughter's sad but she'll get over it and you know and exactly what i wanted to happen i'm so thankful and he said and i have something for you and he reaches into his inner coat pocket and he pulls out an envelope and so i didn't count it i said thank you very much judge put it right so he goes around he introduces me to everybody this is my friend he solves problems he says so like everybody's getting my phone number and now i'm getting loose you know i'm drinking a little bit and getting loose and

It's starting to be like the real Wild Bill there.

I went back to my car and I took the envelope out and I looked, there was $45,000 in the envelope.

Like, holy shit.