William Shakespeare

You haven't tried cocaine, huh?

What do you mean by that?

They're playing great, yes.

That's a to-do. Listen, he can put it under whatever umbrella he wants to put it under. He puts that under the loose end.

Can kicker.

I love kicking a can, too. I'm with you. You okay, Greg?

He already said yes. Yeah. I mean, I'm in.

Billy, I think Target is your answer, no? I've never seen helium in Target once.

Yeah, a book deal is a tight end. Well, you don't know. You don't know what part of the book deal he's talking about. I mean, you never wrote a book, so what do you know?

Yeah. Look at you now. Not lazy. You were right. No, no. But then yesterday.

Right. For starters, Sam Darnold, I think he got confused there. He was a 49er, never a Ram. So McVay never had Sam Darnold. Forgive me.

Well, Shanahan's scared of good quarterbacks. He doesn't like expectations, that guy. He sends them away. But what happened is the Lions and Aaron Glenn really figured out how to attack this Vikings offense. And McVay said, I told my staff, do the same exact thing. Like, they have Aaron Glenn to thank for this.

Because what he did last week against Sam Darnold, blitzing, putting a lot of pressure on him, making him uncomfortable. Sam Darnold was great all year, except for the last two games. And probably cost himself, I don't know, $100 million?

So this is the anti-Matt Flynn?

That's I mean, that's what a life that guy had. Sam Darnold had 35 touchdowns at 12 interceptions. Someone's going to sign that guy to a big deal.

But you guys have him settling for a backup role. I'm just saying. Might not get over in the starter role.

I don't think it's going to be the Vikings because they have a rookie quarterback at J.J. McCarthy. But I do think there's a team who needs a quarterback who's going to sign Sam Darnold and do a pretty big deal. New York Jets. Yeah, maybe. It might be the Jets. It could be. He's definitely not waking up happy today, though.

No, no, no.

Baker is closer to being a great quarterback than Geno.

There's only like five or six that guys, you know?

There's a big three.

When you throw that touchdown, you don't even see them catch the touchdown. You're that guy. You're that guy. Sometimes that guy becomes a guy. Last year, C.J. Stroud, that guy. This year, guy. No.

He might not even be a guy. Yeah, that one we don't know.

Justin Herbert, Jordan Love. Guys. Love the good one. Very good. Jordan Like. Yeah. Last year, Jordan Like was that guy, and now he's just a guy. Well, he's that guy during Toyotathon, and he's a guy otherwise. Some guys turn into a guy. Nothing wrong with being a guy.

Mm-hmm. Not everybody can be that guy. Like Caleb Williams might still be that guy. Right. Right now, just a guy. Yeah. Right? Exactly.

There's time. Is Matthew Stafford that guy?

I think the Rams are going to the Super Bowl.

Your chariot?

Right, but the chariot.

Phrase.

I'd rather have a sword against a tiger. Kind of like the giraffe thing.

Well, did you lock it or?

That's not victim blame.

Don't say that. Take it back.

Ah, the cans.

Loose ends. Brock Purdy. A guy.

For sure.

What about Drake May? Coming up short. Wow.

Still a guy, though. Still a guy. Might graduate to guy.

He wanted you to do it five minutes ago. All right.

What are you doing around the house? I am with Greg. He's dotting the I's. He's crossing the T's. I've got loose ends out the ass.

Because I have so many balls in there. And at this stage of your life, you've got to tie them all up.

But like her son, how about she multitask? Exactly.

Not Greg. No. Why do you think they're so scared to admit it? I mean, the loose ends.

So next Christmas you get the same bags? Yes, they're recycled bags.

They're on TikTok and Instagram always.

I know. Sad day. Is it?