William Spreck
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So this is who police believe was responsible for the UnitedHealthcare CEO Pew Pew.
His name's Luigi.
All I can say is, um, mama mia.
Does he need a Mario?
I'm kidding.
I believe it was a great philosopher and poet once said, mama, I'm in love with a criminal.
And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical.
That was Britney Spears.
And I believe we're all feeling that right now.
I believe if you're going to superhero like shit, you better look like one, okay?
This man clearly did that.
Did he train at the Marvel Studios with all the other Chris's, okay?
Because Luigi...
That's a spicy meatball.
I'm so sorry.
I believe if we're going to claim to be a Christian nation, that we need to act like one.
And part of acting like that is practicing forgiveness.
And after a lot of seconds of thinking, I have decided I'm going to forgive him.
I'm ready to forgive him, right?
But not forget, because...