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And then all of a sudden from the audience, you just hear the loudest person ever just yell, will you shut up? And that was Zaslow in the middle of my show screaming, will you shut the fuck up? And it is quite the feat when you pull focus from a dwarf telling jokes. That is quite the feat.

And then all of a sudden from the audience, you just hear the loudest person ever just yell, will you shut up? And that was Zaslow in the middle of my show screaming, will you shut the fuck up? And it is quite the feat when you pull focus from a dwarf telling jokes. That is quite the feat.

I just heard Zazz ruining my show. I did not hear the previous people. And just to be clear, Zazz is making his wife the Jada Pinkett in this scenario where it's like, Will was sitting there like, I don't want to slap Chris Rock, but my wife's uncomfortable. So let me go assault one of the best comedians ever.

I just heard Zazz ruining my show. I did not hear the previous people. And just to be clear, Zazz is making his wife the Jada Pinkett in this scenario where it's like, Will was sitting there like, I don't want to slap Chris Rock, but my wife's uncomfortable. So let me go assault one of the best comedians ever.

So Zad was sitting there going like, I don't want to ruin the show, but my wife's uncomfortable. So let me go ruin the show.

So Zad was sitting there going like, I don't want to ruin the show, but my wife's uncomfortable. So let me go ruin the show.

Do me a favor, Zazz. Can you do the same thing at Pearl Jam? Can you do the same thing at Pearl Jam? When Eddie Vedder is going on a rant in between songs about current tariffs and other political beliefs that he has, can you just scream out as loud as you can, will you shut the F up?

Do me a favor, Zazz. Can you do the same thing at Pearl Jam? Can you do the same thing at Pearl Jam? When Eddie Vedder is going on a rant in between songs about current tariffs and other political beliefs that he has, can you just scream out as loud as you can, will you shut the F up?

Not only have I seen this Reddit post, but I was firmly aware of it. And last night at the NFL draft, me and a select group of fans got to have a sort of private press conference with Roger Goodell, and they took questions from the audience. And there is video currently on my Instagram of me asking Roger Goodell this very question.

Not only have I seen this Reddit post, but I was firmly aware of it. And last night at the NFL draft, me and a select group of fans got to have a sort of private press conference with Roger Goodell, and they took questions from the audience. And there is video currently on my Instagram of me asking Roger Goodell this very question.

I asked the commissioner of the NFL, you know, you're banning the tush push. How about we make it legal if we throw dwarves overnight?

I asked the commissioner of the NFL, you know, you're banning the tush push. How about we make it legal if we throw dwarves overnight?

over the uh over the offensive line in to the end zone uh roger immediately hired me i believe i am now a full-time active member of the denver broncos if this whole stand-up comedy thing doesn't work out i mean hollywood's not hiring us there's no dwarves in the snow white movie so we got to do what we can to find work and this is what we're doing this is a glitch in the system i can get you five yards of carry this way and that pays in the nfl like

over the uh over the offensive line in to the end zone uh roger immediately hired me i believe i am now a full-time active member of the denver broncos if this whole stand-up comedy thing doesn't work out i mean hollywood's not hiring us there's no dwarves in the snow white movie so we got to do what we can to find work and this is what we're doing this is a glitch in the system i can get you five yards of carry this way and that pays in the nfl like

this they cannot allow this why was your question so long to goodell why was it so long it's called setting up a bit it's called setting up a bit dan i don't know if you know how to do this but you can't just go in there with guns ablaze it you gotta set up the bit so i wanted to make goodell comfortable and have him thinking that i'm asking him about the tush push when when he thinks i'm digging that's when i'm zagging and that's what i ask about the mike leach so you don't think

this they cannot allow this why was your question so long to goodell why was it so long it's called setting up a bit it's called setting up a bit dan i don't know if you know how to do this but you can't just go in there with guns ablaze it you gotta set up the bit so i wanted to make goodell comfortable and have him thinking that i'm asking him about the tush push when when he thinks i'm digging that's when i'm zagging and that's what i ask about the mike leach so you don't think

no he doesn't know that i'm a comedian he sees a dwarf in a john elway jersey stand up he's probably thinking all right they gave him make a wish kid some tickets so that's what he's thinking so then i then i have to actually show him the bit and uh uh uh goodell and i exchanged numbers i can now text roger goodell i believe i'm invited to an eyes wide shut style illuminati party next week it's going to be a blast

no he doesn't know that i'm a comedian he sees a dwarf in a john elway jersey stand up he's probably thinking all right they gave him make a wish kid some tickets so that's what he's thinking so then i then i have to actually show him the bit and uh uh uh goodell and i exchanged numbers i can now text roger goodell i believe i'm invited to an eyes wide shut style illuminati party next week it's going to be a blast

I ended up at Denver's table tonight because I am a C-list celebrity. And if you're going to be a C-list celebrity, choose an NFL team that doesn't have a lot of celebrity fans or at least vocal celebrity fans. If I was a Chiefs fan, I'm like 12th in line behind the ninth lead in Modern Family. But I'm a Broncos fan, so it's like me and Angela from The Office, and that's about it.

I ended up at Denver's table tonight because I am a C-list celebrity. And if you're going to be a C-list celebrity, choose an NFL team that doesn't have a lot of celebrity fans or at least vocal celebrity fans. If I was a Chiefs fan, I'm like 12th in line behind the ninth lead in Modern Family. But I'm a Broncos fan, so it's like me and Angela from The Office, and that's about it.