Wittner

Would you lower yourself into going out with a 24-year-old supermodel beauty queen with a perfect body and face, Shep?

Really?

And Rodrigo's like, well, Austin and Craig went to see... Sorry, Austin told me that Craig went to see Charlie at the art gallery she works at, so...

Maybe I'm too old for her, frankly, because she's 27.

Um, which, you know, now Leo DiCaprio has broken his 25 year old lady rule and he is dating a 27 year old.

Wow.

So, you know, they're all doing it now.

They're all doing it.

So he's like, yeah, I got a lot of shit last year when people were like, well, of course he did this or that.

She's 26.

But then again, I am maturing at a glacial pace.

I'm just a boy.

So he says that Craig is just an interesting cat and he stopped trying to figure out Craig a long time ago.

And he's just suggesting that Austin do the same because they're trying to reset where, you know, they have to every season where they're like, we love each other now.

And then two episodes later, they're like, I hate you.

So Rodrigo's like, yeah, well, I think that Austin might have FOMO.

He's like, oh, poor Austin.

He can't make a decision for Christ sometimes, can he?

So the dad calls and...

He's like, hey, I was thinking I could pull right up to the storage unit and start looking at furniture for my new house.