Wittner
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Oh, I think that's him right there.
He's the one spitting all over the window.
Craig, crazy you.
Those cats are going to hate him.
He's going to be giving them showers every time he talks to them.
Cats are like, you're here?
Feed me, you fucking moron.
Fuck were you all day?
Yeah, I think so.
I've known a lot of cats like that, but I just mean like the basic reputation for a cat isn't like, oh my God, look who's happy to see me.
Wow, you just walked in the door.
That means you know how to use it.
You want to try walking out again?
Are you having dinner?
Good.
Time to make a poop.
Just be right here in my little house that you've inconveniently stored in the kitchen, you moron.
Bye.
So he's picked out two names and they are Piper and Martini, which I think is funny because it's like a pipe and Martini.
Really?