Wright Thompson

Well, I mean, it's funny because, yeah, there's a huge ceremony. You get the big Pope hat and, you know, by the way, this is a total aside, but I just found this out. Do you know when they get down to like two or three possible Popes, they go to this store in Rome, I think it's called Gamarelli, and they get fitted.

Well, I mean, it's funny because, yeah, there's a huge ceremony. You get the big Pope hat and, you know, by the way, this is a total aside, but I just found this out. Do you know when they get down to like two or three possible Popes, they go to this store in Rome, I think it's called Gamarelli, and they get fitted.

Well, I mean, it's funny because, yeah, there's a huge ceremony. You get the big Pope hat and, you know, by the way, this is a total aside, but I just found this out. Do you know when they get down to like two or three possible Popes, they go to this store in Rome, I think it's called Gamarelli, and they get fitted.

which means that there are two people who look at themselves in the mirror dressed like the Pope who don't get to be the Pope.

which means that there are two people who look at themselves in the mirror dressed like the Pope who don't get to be the Pope.

which means that there are two people who look at themselves in the mirror dressed like the Pope who don't get to be the Pope.

Yes. Yeah. Like that. Think about being in triple A. Three of you go up, put on pinstripes and then two of you are like, nah, you're going to go sell insurance now.

Yes. Yeah. Like that. Think about being in triple A. Three of you go up, put on pinstripes and then two of you are like, nah, you're going to go sell insurance now.

Yes. Yeah. Like that. Think about being in triple A. Three of you go up, put on pinstripes and then two of you are like, nah, you're going to go sell insurance now.

Yeah. Yeah. For sale. Baby shoes never worn. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. For sale. Baby shoes never worn. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. For sale. Baby shoes never worn. Yeah. Yeah.

So, yeah. So how do you become a senior writer? Well, they just sort of name it. I mean, it's pretty funny. You know, my oldest friend in the world is Seth Wickersham. And I worked in a bunch of newspapers. He started at ESPN magazine, like as a fact checker. And we both ended up being named senior writers randomly on the same day. So that was fun. Yeah. I don't know what that means.

So, yeah. So how do you become a senior writer? Well, they just sort of name it. I mean, it's pretty funny. You know, my oldest friend in the world is Seth Wickersham. And I worked in a bunch of newspapers. He started at ESPN magazine, like as a fact checker. And we both ended up being named senior writers randomly on the same day. So that was fun. Yeah. I don't know what that means.

So, yeah. So how do you become a senior writer? Well, they just sort of name it. I mean, it's pretty funny. You know, my oldest friend in the world is Seth Wickersham. And I worked in a bunch of newspapers. He started at ESPN magazine, like as a fact checker. And we both ended up being named senior writers randomly on the same day. So that was fun. Yeah. I don't know what that means.

I think that means you're old and overpaid. Sort of like, you know, executive producer is a Latin phrase for taking credit. You know, I think it's some of that.

I think that means you're old and overpaid. Sort of like, you know, executive producer is a Latin phrase for taking credit. You know, I think it's some of that.

I think that means you're old and overpaid. Sort of like, you know, executive producer is a Latin phrase for taking credit. You know, I think it's some of that.

And then some terrible fucking cliche.

And then some terrible fucking cliche.