Wyatt Cenac
Appearances
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
Into, yeah. Just to be more specific, to put a finer point on it, Richard Gere allegedly put a gerbil in his ass.
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Exactly. The war was over.
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Ja, wir haben tatsächlich einige Gruppen-Chats mit mehreren anderen Leuten gestartet, aber wir haben euch nicht eingeladen.
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We want nothing to do with controversy, so we're backing Michael Jackson.
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Nothing to do with minors whatsoever.
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Ich erinnere mich nur daran, dass er ein Foto von ihm gesehen hat, in dem er eine Menge Fett in seinen Gesicht injiziert hat. Und er sah aus wie die Frau, die sich mehr und mehr progressiv wie ein Katz durch ihre Plastik-Szene... Jocelyn Wildenstein. Das ist der einzige Referenzpunkt, den ich hatte. Ich kann nicht glauben, dass du den Namen der Katz-Frau kennst.
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Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
I guess I should say, meow.
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Don't have to get ready if you stay ready.
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Yeah. That would be a good rap duo. Then who ends up with flaccid, I guess?
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Richtig, ja. Vampiriert eure Kinder. Und dann testet ihr einander Bohnen. Ich versuche, zusammenzufassen, wie wir von Plasma zu Bohnen-Daten gegangen sind.
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Richtig. Was ist das? Du sprichst lange genug und dann kommt Hitler. Das ist das für Männer mit ***.
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I was going to say, I feel like we view mascots the same then.
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Just real quick, back to the boners. His name is Johnson. It's a little on the nose or I guess on the dick. But the point is, he's testing his boners next to his sons in order to prove that that part of the aging process that isn't affecting him is sexual virility.
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Couldn't you compare it to other 47-year-olds instead? Or couldn't you compare it to anonymous data from many people in their early 20s? Instead of, weirdly... Posting about your son's boners, tagging him in those posts, and then saying, raise your kids to stand firm and upright.
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Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
The immediate urge was the crotch grab.
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Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
This part to me is like a departure from the already weird obsession with not dying, is also this desire to be connected to his son, both in terms of injecting his plasma into him, but then also having boner-offs. Is this weird to you guys, or am I just a woman?
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Or clone him or, you know, any number of weird sci-fi rich person weird things to take the next step.
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Clearly. Have you seen Benny the Bull?
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Yeah, he's already, that sounds like something you'd write with a gun to your head.
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He can't think straight. He's constantly erect. His dad won't let him stop getting boners. Also, not the point of the clip, but isn't he rich enough to get a more believable hair dye? That doesn't occur in nature. Wenn es darum geht, jünger zu werden, dann ist ein einfaches, einfaches Haar-Dye nicht viel teurer. Und es macht Wunder, wenn du Leute auf deinem Alter verkaufst.
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Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
Yeah, Mark Jones is on the substance.
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Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
I don't want to bring the party to a flaccid point, but I brought a sports topic. I forgot which show I was on, I guess. But I did want to bring it because I think you're both brilliant dudes and I'm kind of interested to see where your brain takes what could happen next. So I don't know how familiar you are with the NWSL having a new CBA that they signed a couple months ago.
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Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
And part of it that we're now seeing manifest is they got rid of the draft altogether. They got rid of the college draft. They got rid of the expansion draft. There's no restrictions on movement for players at all. If you're out of a contract, you get to decide where you go. If you want to get traded, you have to agree to it. A team cannot trade you anywhere without you agreeing to it.
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And free agents can sign whenever they want. There's not even restricted free agency where the team that originally had their rights has a chance to match. It is entirely players' rights now. And this is in part because the NWSL was having trouble competing with World Soccer and FIFA that operated in an entirely different way.
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So if a global team was trying to get you to play for them, you might choose them purely because you don't want to get drafted to somewhere that you have no choice. And, you know, that was a disadvantage to the NWSL.
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So this is the first real off-season where we're seeing not only collegiate and younger players just sign with whatever team they choose, but also seeing all these free agents potentially choose NWSL, WSL, which is the European Women's League in England. Naomi Gurma, die ein Superstar für das US-Nationalteam ist und für die San Diego Wave spielt, ist gerade nach Chelsea gegangen, in England.
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Sie hatte den größten Transferpreis von über 1 Mio. Dollar für einen Frauenspieler. Sie hat einen Vierteljahres-Deal mit ihnen geschlossen. Wegen der Art und Weise, wie sie ihre Regeln restrukturiert haben, konnte das während eines Transferwindows passieren.
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Es gibt das Spektakel und die Unterhaltung, aber dann gibt es auch, wie es eine Liga dient. Zum Beispiel gab es in der Vergangenheit ein Gerichtshofverfahren. Der Gerichtsvorsitzende Stephen Breyer schrieb 1996 in Brown vs. Football, Clubs that make up a professional sports league are not completely independent economic competitors as they depend on a degree of cooperation for economic survival.
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So in the past, basically, antitrust laws and things that people felt like a draft were in violation of, were able to be saved around the idea that each individual part of a professional league is really just one company, sort of. And in the NWSL, that argument really wouldn't have worked because it didn't help the health of the league to have a draft when the rest of global football didn't.
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Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
So it benefits the health of the NWSL to operate in the same system as FIFA football and global football. The NFL would have different rules, the NBA would have different rules. So yes, it's very interesting to think about for player rights purposes, how you might replace the draft and do something else.
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But also, it would be harder to get rid of it in the professional men's leagues in the US because of the fact that they aren't really operating in a global system the same way the NWSL wants to.
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Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
No, this is a very essentially American thing. In Global Football. Mit, sagen wir mal, Naomi Gurma und Transfer-Fehren. Naomi Gurma geht nach Chelsea, weil sie da gehen wollte und sie wollte sie. Sie war unter Kontrakt mit der San Diego-Wave des NWSL bis zum Ende des Jahres 2026.
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Also müssen San Diego und Chelsea zuerst auf eine Transfer-Fehre verabschieden, was die Anzahl an Geld ist, die Chelsea San Diego bezahlen wird, um die Rechte von Naomi Gurma zu haben. Das sind über eine Million Dollar. Und dann müssen sie Naomi Gurma auch da gehen und dort signen. Even if they agreed on the trade and the transfer fee, she would not have to go there unless she agreed to it.
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Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
So at every turn there is both a negotiation between clubs on a transfer fee and a negotiation between player and club. An interesting element that is potentially going to come up and is already being discussed in MLS is should a player get a percentage of that transfer fee? Because ultimately it's their value that's dictating how much is being paid and why. Ja, genau.
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Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
Would I have a lot of thoughts about how much better it would be to be able to pick where I got to go instead of getting sent to fill in the blank where allegedly parody is what's driving things. But you know that it's a bad team that's poorly run with bad facilities, bad owners, everything else. And you have no choice. You're stuck there.
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Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
You just made me think of something that I want to add, which is another way that women's leagues are saying, what we've always done doesn't have to be the way we keep doing it. The professional women's hockey league, the PWHL, uses a draft order point system so that the team with the most points after they've been eliminated gets a better pick.
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So once you know you're not making it, you have to try hard instead of getting worse. So there's a lot of ways that I think women's professional sports are trying to look at what we've complained about for decades on the men's side. Unrivaled, for instance, uses an Elam ending for the fourth quarter of every single game.
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Wenn Leute das nicht kennen, bedeutet das, dass man einen Spielwinner hat, jedes Spiel, anstatt 8.000 Freigänge und den Schluss zu drücken. Frauen-Sportler schauen also auf die Dinge, die nicht in den Männern funktionieren, und versuchen neue Dinge aus, weil sie sich nicht an Nostalgie und Tradition befinden, und die Leute, die verrückt sind, Dinge zu vermischen.
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Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
As far as the NWSL goes, we are right in the midst of seeing the first handful of college players getting signed to teams. It's missing a bit of the pageantry in terms of draft day night. But I had the executive director of the NWSLPA, Megan Burkhan, and the Players Association President, Tori Huster, on my podcast, Good Game with Sarah Spain, to talk about this right after the CBA went through.
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And one of the things they talked about is, that was an artificial pageantry. The real moment where you feel like a pro is when you sign your contract. Not when you put the hat on. So can you make that my pro moment? Can you find a way to put some pageantry behind the contract signing and that decision?
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They do have a tune together.
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Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
Or in high school, for instance, we've got the people who line up the hats on the table and then, you know, tell you where they're going on decision day. You could do that sort of thing the same way for players that are getting to decide their team as opposed to being drafted.
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Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
The dating game. You've got the player and behind the wall you've got four teams who are saying, here's our facilities, here's our record of winning, here's where you'll live if you live here, here's our tax situation. The thing is, there are some legitimate questions about this in terms of How do you make sure teams are able to keep up, especially smaller markets?
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How do you ensure that there is a little bit of parity and it's not super lopsided? How do you keep fans interested in an also-ran team if they don't have the hope of a draft, the hope of that savior that's coming in? On the other hand...
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You force every team to have better resources and investment and good coaches and a plan to win because they can't get by on luck and the idea that if they fail, they're still going to get a shot at a star. There's loyalty and respect going both ways where a player wants to be there and you want to have them.
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That might result in better relationships and conversations when you have to choose where you want to go and stay there if you want to stay there. I mean...
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I think there's a lot of doomsday scenarios to keep a system in place, the same way that we had doomsday scenarios about NIL and paying players in college, solely so that we could keep the billionaires rich and keep the player without any rights.
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Or she could Tom Cruise it and fly down on a wire from the suite to the field like he did at the Olympics.
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I found out that I really want to see a Wyatt Cenac documentary about in living color. So I want that to happen somehow, some way. I also found out that being a billionaire is not as fun as it looks. For the millionth time. I don't know how many stories we need to hear about miserable billionaire men before we finally stop in any way idolizing that lifestyle or them.
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Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
But this is just like the latest in a long, long list of just deeply upsetting results of being too rich.
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Smoked a couple cigs in the locker room.
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Drugs that made your body still function, but completely unfeeling.
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No way! Are you still doing that? I would love to watch that.
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And to your point, they were not winning halftime. It was dead time to go get your snacks or you'd turn away and watch something else. So they were trying to keep people around in a way that you never have to do anymore because it's part of the show.
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Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
By the way, nice to meet you, Wyatt.
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I'm a very big fan of yours and my husband and I really loved your show Problem Areas because I thought the vibe was just excellent.
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So they got Color Me Bad to close things out. I presume I want to sex you up.
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And now we have wet a** p***y. The times have changed.
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Hey, I know what you guys are thinking. You're thinking, hey, are these bozos gonna make us miss any part of the second half?
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I'm not gonna lie, Brian Boitano was big in our family. Brian Boitano and Dorothy Hamill getting excited for some Winter Olympic figure skating. We would have been in.
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Es riecht ein bisschen... Es riecht ein bisschen wie die Superbowl-Halftime, in dem Sinne, dass man das Feld übernimmt mit all diesen Dancern und visualen Elementen. Es ist einfach so kornig.
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So good. I can't believe I've never seen that before.
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Yeah. Pablo was never fun on that show, except for as the whipping boy.
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What's also fascinating, and for the youngsters watching, they might not realize this, but Fox Network did not launch until 1986. So this is four years after the network launched. And if you remember, the beginning of the network was all about being disruptive to the traditional ABC, NBC, CBS. It was Tracy Ullman, The Simpsons, In Living Color, Married with Children.
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It was all these things that were a little bit edgier. And the idea that Fox now... Ja, genau. Ja, genau.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Stock Market Meltdowns
Not just scared, John. Scared shitless. There's a big difference.
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TDS Time Machine | Stock Market Meltdowns
Well, volatility frequently occurs when everyone suddenly realizes that the stock market's just a consensual mass delusion based on fictitious valuings of abstract assets. You know, it's like finding out Santa Claus is real because you catch him robbing your house.
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TDS Time Machine | Stock Market Meltdowns
You'd think so, but it turns out gold's just a shiny metal. For right now... I mean, really shiny, but it's still just metal. But right now, you want to put your investment dollars in things you can eat.
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TDS Time Machine | Stock Market Meltdowns
And weapons. You also want to put it in weapons so that you can kill things and then eat them. Ooh, and make sure you buy some fire, too. Because you can't keep the marauders away without fire.
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TDS Time Machine | Stock Market Meltdowns
Well, you know those numbers on the right side of your screen? The Dow, the Dow Jones. No, I think it's called the Uppy Downy Index. Watch that all the time. It's a real-time running indicator of the health of the economy. It and it alone reflects not only our country's well-being, but your value as a human being as well. Never take your eyes off it. Seriously, Wyatt? I'm watching them.
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TDS Time Machine | Stock Market Meltdowns
I've been doing it since Friday.
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TDS Time Machine | Stock Market Meltdowns
Huzzah! I'm a rich bitch. Man, I don't know what the hell is going on.
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TDS Time Machine | Stock Market Meltdowns
No. But I own a boatload of fire. Wyatt Cenac, everybody. We'll be right back.
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TDS Time Machine | Wrestlemania
John, here's your problem. You think politicians want to win their arguments when all they really want to do is keep having them. They know arguments are interesting. They energize voters. They keep the money flowing in.
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TDS Time Machine | Wrestlemania
Yes. John, do you watch professional wrestling? Yes. So then you know that right now, Shawn Michaels is angry at The Undertaker. Rightfully so. Yeah, but they're going to settle it in the squared circle. So it will be done. Well, unless something were to happen to keep the fight going.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Wrestlemania
Until the swerve when they switch. It keeps the audience interested and the money, again, keeps flowing.
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TDS Time Machine | Wrestlemania
John, congresspeople are in office for, like, 80 or 90 years. You can't just expect them to do the same character that whole time. It gets boring.
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TDS Time Machine | Wrestlemania
I brought in Daily Show senior ass kicker Mick Foley to show how easy it is for a politician to work both sides of the filibuster. Foley, save the filibuster.
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TDS Time Machine | Wrestlemania
I know, it's good. Now, right, now check this out. Watch the swerve.
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TDS Time Machine | Wrestlemania
Context, John? No, the news guys, they're more like the manager, the color guys. They got their own take on the filibuster, too. Bully!
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | March Madness
Thanks, Josie. Boy, oh boy, the moose has been on fire today, running his mouth all over the court. He's burning up like a cross in my grandma's yard. Boom. I got you. That's because when it comes to the fundamentals, moose is the best. Let's take a look at that last comment again. Here's this black player, and he's mouthing off at a white guy.
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TDS Time Machine | March Madness
You see, this young black guy here really eggs Moose on by questioning the call. A white player knows what to do when you're fouled. You say, thank you, sir. You doff your cap. Solid point. That's why Larry Bird retired. Too much sass. But look here. Then he follows it up with a double move. Well, what are you doing with a whistle? Did you steal off a white player, a white man? Look out, son.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | March Madness
You're in Moose's house. Big W, break it down for me.
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TDS Time Machine | March Madness
It's great stuff. See, what Moose did here is he trapped him against the baseline with mouthing off and then double teamed him with the age-old stereotype, the accusation of thievery. He's got nowhere to go except for, you know, strangling Moose. In fact, I'm surprised he didn't go there.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | March Madness
Well, I guess they just don't teach black guys fundamentals anymore. What the hell? No.
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TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart on Immigration Over the Years
It's easy, John. The law is very clear. You only check people who are reasonably suspicious.
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TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart on Immigration Over the Years
Of course not. That's ridiculous. They're looking for illegals. They're looking for people acting suspiciously, like gardening or burping white people's babies.
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TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart on Immigration Over the Years
Look, it's like obscenity. It's hard to describe it, but you know it when you see it. I'm sorry, what's that? You need my driver's license. All right. Look, John, here, let me give you an example, all right? This guy right here walking down the street looks fine, right? I guess he looks fine. He is, but what about this guy? Fine? No, he's not. He's reasonably suspiciously illegal.
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TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart on Immigration Over the Years
All right, let's try it again. This guy.
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TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart on Immigration Over the Years
You have to arrest him. No, this isn't Hitler's Germany. You can't just pull people off the street for being hungry. What about this guy? No.
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TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart on Immigration Over the Years
I don't know what those two words mean.
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TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart on Immigration Over the Years
Oh, because you're a baby boomer, you're too nostalgic to apply the law to suspicious illegal immigrants? No.
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TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart on Immigration Over the Years
Wait, what's that? You need my birth certificate too. All right, just give me a second. What's going on? John, I'm going to give you one more final chance. All right. What do you do? What do you do? Tick tock, man. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. You arrest her. Just her?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart on Immigration Over the Years
Oh, why? Because he's gay? You disgust me. No. No. We have laws to protect people. John, we have laws to protect people and flamboyantly gay monkeys, all right? And it's because of people like you that... Oh, right, I'm getting it, man. Just hold on a second, dude. Wyatt, why do you have to show your birth certificate and ID? It's cool, John. I'd stop me, too. I could be Dominican or something.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart on Immigration Over the Years
But Wyatt... Totally fine.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart on Immigration Over the Years
Sure, John, they'd never figure that one out in Arizona. Here's Sheriff Joe Arpaio.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart on Immigration Over the Years
You hear that? They'll find something else to arrest me on. No, I'm not doing time over a busted taillight on my news van, no. Right, my birth certificate. Um, it is right... Who's gonna finish?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO: Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
hey, if this works, then maybe we could also take the characters from In Living Color and put them in the Pepsi challenge. And so we'll take like Homie the Clown and do some Pepsi challenge spots with Homie the Clown.
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And we'll take, you know, the Men On guys and put them in some Pepsi challenge things, which now is a thing that you see more commonly where you do see like sketch characters from SNL. All the time. being used in commercials. This was the proto of that. But the live in living color, they were so disruptive and so like- It's insane to watch it.
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They pushed the boundary so far, one of which making a joke about Richard Gere that there was- Oh my God, yes. There at the time had, there had been a- We all grew up with the gerbil story.
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Sure, yes. But there might be younger audience members who are not familiar with this, but there was a time where it had been intimated that Richard Gere had gotten intimate with a gerbil.
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PTFO: Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
Yes. Yeah. As one might. Allegedly. Yeah. And so they make a joke about that, which they got past the censors. They made a second joke that got past the censors. And both of those things were the bridge too far for Pepsi, which... where they then said, you know what? Never mind. We're going to cancel this deal.
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I mean, this show is just what you find out. It's not about what you ask for.
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Yeah, to sort of silence tiny little Fox at the time. And they went and they got Michael Jackson, the biggest pop star of the moment.
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PTFO: Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
Yes, and it sets the precedent.
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PTFO: Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
But it also then set the precedent and set the standard for the NFL that, well, we got to do this every year now. And so then every year it became, all right, who's a giant sponsor we can get? So Pepsi, even though they initially were going to be in bed with Fox and In Living Color, They were like, ah, we're good. Oh, Michael Jackson?
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PTFO: Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
We've already started three different text threads.
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PTFO: Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
The Super Bowl? Yeah, you can have our money. There's nothing controversial about this.
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PTFO: Share & Halftime & Tell with Wyatt Cenac and Sarah Spain
But also age poorly... seven months later because the first Michael Jackson child abuse allegations came out that summer. So that Super Bowl, Michael Jackson performs, and not just performs, does a whole section about kids and wanting to love and protect the kids. We are the world with a children's choir.
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And then does a thing where the audience participation is holding up little stick figures of children while he goes and stands among children and picks them up and is like doing a whole thing. That summer is when... Those allegations come out.
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When I was in college, I auditioned to be the mascot and I didn't get it. At Carolina? At North Carolina, yeah. What's the Rams name? Ramses. They put a lot of thought into it. What was that audition like? They put you in the costume and then you got to like dance around and do stuff. And I didn't really know what to do. I just thought it would be fun.
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Jocelyn Wildenstein.
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Yeah, Jocelyn Wildenstein lives rent-free in my brain. Also, hashtag rest in peace, Jocelyn. She just passed away.
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We lost her in 2024.
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Catnap in peace. You sweet, sweet Sheba.
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I'm sorry. I just go to sleep hard and I wake up hard.
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Yeah. Yeah, Brian, you need to work on that endurance, my man. Get your numbers up, Brian. His phallus turgid.
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And so I put it on and I think I just did a bunch of like... hip thrusts and crotch grabs, and they were like, that's enough, and told me I had done things in that costume that had never been done before and should never be done again. Somehow you were too horny for the Ram mascot.
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I mean, you get three to five guys in a room and there's nothing on TV. It's at some point. I think just naturally the conversation is going to wind its way to boner data.
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No, that's, I mean, there's a very weird part of like... Just skimming over it. I mean, well, even as you said it, it is like... When you put it like that, I mean... He's sharing his son's medical data, which also feels like a violation.
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Yeah. Those mascots are here for our sexual pleasure.
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And everything about it, what you've shown me, what I've read about it, what I see in that dynamic with the son, if there's anyone I am horribly worried for, it is Talmadge Johnson. Because at some point, Brian is going to realize... Maybe there's science where I could just put my brain in Talmadge's body. Like he's saying, oh, I want us all to live forever.
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Like he wants to get out his own son.
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Or Talmadge might already be in the sunken place.
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Yeah. He's a smoke show.
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Yeah.
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I'm 85. What the f*** are you talking about? Yeah. It's called melanin, my friend.
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Get you some. Yeah. He doesn't need 130 pills. Just get some melanin.
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So today I brought, we do have a Super Bowl coming up. There's a lot of talk about. Not familiar. Oh, well, there's a Super Bowl. There's a sport called footsball. Are you aware of that? Go on. It's different from the English footsball. but it's still with people, not with feet. But Super Bowl halftime show, Kendrick Lamar is performing. A lot of big conversation around that.
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With the NWSL and the things that they've put forward, is that also something that exists in the European League? Yeah. Are there things that the NWSL are doing that aren't just the same as what you're seeing in the European League, but maybe even a step further?
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Now that Taylor Swift will be in attendance at the Super Bowl, maybe Taylor Swift will be leaving the skybox to make a surprise appearance. Who knows?
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But it's corporate socialism, which capitalists have never had a problem with corporate socialism. It's not socialism for the individual, the player, the collective in that way. Capitalists love corporate socialism.
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They do. That's relevant. Yeah, exactly. Or maybe Taylor Swift just sings it from the skybox. They just hand her a microphone and she slides the glass open and is like, I'll do my part. Sure.
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Pablo, I found out that you need to do an episode where you take 130 vitamins a day and find out what happens to you. Will you get younger? Will you become more virile? Yes.
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Yeah, I feel like it's a health crisis. We need to perhaps look at it as a health crisis that we need to save these men from themselves and tax them fairly.
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The biggest show on turf. And it wasn't always recognized as that. But there was a time when the halftime show, it would be like Up With People or a high school marching band. And it was just kind of filler while everyone went to the bathroom and no one really saw it.
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Exactly, yeah. Those were the good old days. You could just smoke in the locker room.
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Yeah, get drunk a little bit. So just in thinking about that, That's what the halftime show was, and then something had to change it.
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There was some moment that was that sort of catalyst moment that said, your tube is not good enough. And the thing that changed it was the sketch show in living color.
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Right. Yeah. You didn't believe me at first when I just told you this. I did not. And then you said we had to look into it.
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I don't know. It makes pretty good sense to me. Roll the credits. Show's over. This has been Pablo Torre Finds Out, a Meadowlark Media production.
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I don't know that that wasn't a good impression of you. Mildly disrespectful. No, this is my impression of you.
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I grew up watching In Living Color. It's a show that I enjoyed as a kid. It was one that inspired me to do what I do. But then also, a few years ago, I had been having some preliminary conversations to make a documentary about In Living Color. No way!
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Unfortunately, it fell through. There, I think, were just too many things, one of which being Disney owns the IP. And so there's a lot of stuff there to navigate. And then with all the cast, they are all giant megastars.
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Jennifer Lopez, yeah. Rosie Perez was the choreographer. Right, this was a sketch comedy show on Fox. It ran for five seasons. And in that time, in that short amount of time, has done so much as far as, like, given us so much entertainment, both the show itself, but then the people who came from that show, that there's no real story about it. Like, I remember when...
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the show had had, like, its 10-year anniversary and its 15-year anniversary, and nobody would write about it. Like, there was never, like, the Vulture article that was, -"Hey, here's a--" -"The oral history that we've seen for so many other things."
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Yeah, and so in doing the research for it, to kind of pitch the idea, one of the things that I got really into was at the time that CBS at that moment had the Super Bowl, that Fox, as this kind of upstart network, had decided... we want to do something outrageous. What if we could steal some of the Super Bowl audience?
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And what could we do to do that? And initially they said, what if we got MC Hammer to perform and then we could get, like, In Living Color is our big show. What if we got them to do some live sketches? Right. This is 1992. Right.
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And every network at that time had just ceded that to the NFL, that whatever network it was on, if it was on CBS, then we're never even thinking that halftime could be a thing or even counter-programming. against the Super Bowl.
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Right. Yes. And so that's what they started talking about. And they said, yeah, what if we get MC Hammer and then we'll have the In Living Color folks just do a couple sketches. And then when it was presented to Kenan and the folks at In Living Color, they said, f*** that. What if we do a show and MC Hammer can be our musical guest? And so the network was like, all right.
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They started going for it. They got some corporate sponsors. It was taking too long. MC Hammer eventually dropped out and was replaced by, if you can't get MC Hammer, who do you get? You get Color Me Bad.
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Yeah. I mean, when you got mascots, what else are you going to do? That's the theme song for every mascot, as I learned it. That was the music I asked to play when I auditioned for Ramsey's. That's Ramsey's. I was like, I brought my own music here. Here you go.
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So yeah, they get Color Me Bad and they do this.
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Because CBS had planned their Super Bowl halftime show would be a promo for the upcoming Winter Olympics, which would be a salute to the Winter Olympics that would feature two small ice rings.
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Thank you so much. That really means a lot. No, I'm a fan of yours as well. I was wondering if we had met before. But yeah, I've always been a big fan of you. And I miss seeing you on Around the Horn because you were so much fun on that show. Yeah.
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Yeah. They also have jet skis, but the jet skis are on wheels. So they're like, they're being like held up on wheels and so they can drive around everywhere.
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All the bears were getting poked that day. Yeah. And the whole show, I mean, everything was just sh**ting all over football, and people loved it. They drew... a huge portion of the audience away. Yes. And even kept some of it. And so the gambit worked. And it was successful. And after that, the decision was made, we have to do something different.
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And we can't, there became a fear that now this is like, we have shown a weakness. We have to come back with the most strength possible.
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Well, and also what's wild too is thinking about just how cautious those networks get because at that time, so they had two sponsors that were interested in being the corporate sponsor for the In Living Color halftime show. One was Frito-Lay and the other was Pepsi. And at the time, Pepsi was really excited about this idea and they started talking about
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And that is what you are giving him with this. Congratulations, Pablo. You just fell into the trap. The egomaniac wants people to talk about him. And you just did it. And you tricked me and Tim into taking part of this. And I want no part of it, Pablo. I don't want it. Because he doesn't want this. He just wants attention. I'm kind of intrigued on the other hand. Damn it, Tim! Damn it!
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I thought you were with me!
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Sure. To help me do this, is there any way we could get like some rope to tie me to this chair so that to anyone watching on YouTube, they can see I want to know part of this. I'm clearly a hostage in this conversation.
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Before you go into this, though, can I just ask a question? Yes. So there was a poll where they had 15 names, or was it 16? 15 other potential candidates. So they had all of these names, and Stephen A. Smith's name is on there. Yeah. And he gets 2%. If that name had been Pikachu... do you think it would have also gotten 2%?
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Like, it wasn't, like, I don't, I just feel like the fact that you're putting the name on the list legitimizes the name in a way that at least a few people will be like, I'll check that box, sure.
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ended up with so so i'm not fully my brain isn't fully blown by this quite yet yeah who would you consider the stronger candidate the person who you know lost in the past or the person who in the future who knows what could happen on that note chart number two same question except joe biden in 2024 yeah coming in at 27 steven a smith in 2028 coming in at 36 percent
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If it's just those two, I would have said Kamala Harris. But I feel like the other thing that feels mushy here is not sure is 9%, other is 17%. Not sure and other are basically the same thing. So let's just call that f***ing 26%. So it's Kamala 45, other 26%, Stephen 24%. Because we don't know who other is. Other could be anybody. It could be f***ing. Pikachu. So this, again, feels flawed to me.
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He's coming in third behind.
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The other not sure collective, 33%. So let's just call it what it is. He's still coming in third. A little discouraging for AOC.
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But that also doesn't surprise me where I think AOC would be a good candidate. I feel like if you're talking about the people who are involved in this poll...
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I would imagine there are probably a number of more centrist Democrats who also view AOC in the same way that I feel like probably many centrist Republicans and then far-right Republicans see her as being too left of their ideals and policies. And so I could see where she would come in at a lower number,
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just solely based on their perception of her without her actually being able to go and lay out what her campaign would look like and what her goals would be.
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I think still, though, great for other not sure. Yeah, coming in at 35%. Chart number six, though.
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People aren't that excited by a potato face with a beard. Like if you just put a beard on a potato, that's J.D. Vance.
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If that name had been Pikachu, do you think it would have also gotten 2%? Right after this ad.
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But is that truly satisfying? I feel like... Would that truly be satisfying? Because I just think about there were moments where... Like, I remember during the Obama administration where Obama went to the House. And do you remember this? Yeah, sure. And he just kind of was like, I'll take all your questions. And it was this thing where, like...
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People just threw questions at him, and at that time, people were like, nobody's ever done this before. He just went, and he was there, and he was on top of it, and he got his points in, and he got in some zingers, and it was like, all right, great. And he did that, and a week later, nobody cared. And it just felt like, oh, that was oxygen for just a brief little moment. Is that what we want?
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Yeah.
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But could she have gotten better?
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Yeah. Because I also feel like that's the one weird thing that when we're looking at this, we're looking at it with an asterisk of, okay, yeah, you ran a shortened campaign and still it was close in the popular vote. For sure.
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And also, if he didn't go to this funeral, what's the big deal? Right. Like, he's, like, yeah, why does he have to attend every basketball funeral?
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Right.
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Howard Dean did it.
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Yeah, I mean, I will see that, that yes, there is an element of it that feels like, as president, you are America's spokesmodel. And so with that in mind... America's next top spokesmodel? Yeah, you are Vanna White just turning the letters on democracy. And with that in mind, though, I think that's also... There is that part of it that is both domestically and internationally.
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Could Stephen A. Smith actually, like, would he just be seen as a joke to everyone outside of the U.S. when he has to go overseas and actually interact with foreign chancellors and other foreign presidents? Are they just going to be like, we have a weekend Fox host running the military right now. Yeah, and I don't think anybody takes that guy seriously.
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J.D. Vance, potato beard. So here's my question. I feel like his name comes up and these other names come up because there is this conversation of like, the Democratic Party is in turmoil. What is the direction of the party? But I'm curious, when has there ever been a clear direction for, of the party. Like, when has it ever been strong? Because I don't feel like it really has.
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Like, when you look back in history, it's like, okay, even when Obama was running, Obama, like, it wasn't like Obama was saying things that other candidates weren't saying. It's, to your point, he was saying them better. Like, at that time, Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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No, you don't, Mark Cuban. You don't. Stay the f*** out of politics.
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I found out there's not enough Remy Martin to have done this podcast today. I'm taking both those bottles and whatever else you got, but that's still not going to be enough. You're both delightful people.
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I just want to know why Byron Scott told you all this. Or Nick Van Axel.
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A little bit.
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Is that more or less?
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Hey, I mean, I'm not looking forward to where this is going.
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Like, everything he's saying is bullshit. There's just, like, he's like, oh, if I put the time in, I could totally run for president. He might as well say, like, ah, if I put six months in, I could totally fight Mike Tyson. Like, there's, like, all he's doing is just talking. There's nothing serious. He is the most unserious human being who just likes the attention.