Wyatt Cenac

John, here's your problem. You think politicians want to win their arguments when all they really want to do is keep having them. They know arguments are interesting. They energize voters. They keep the money flowing in.

John, here's your problem. You think politicians want to win their arguments when all they really want to do is keep having them. They know arguments are interesting. They energize voters. They keep the money flowing in.

Yes. John, do you watch professional wrestling? Yes. So then you know that right now, Shawn Michaels is angry at The Undertaker. Rightfully so. Yeah, but they're going to settle it in the squared circle. So it will be done. Well, unless something were to happen to keep the fight going.

Yes. John, do you watch professional wrestling? Yes. So then you know that right now, Shawn Michaels is angry at The Undertaker. Rightfully so. Yeah, but they're going to settle it in the squared circle. So it will be done. Well, unless something were to happen to keep the fight going.

Until the swerve when they switch. It keeps the audience interested and the money, again, keeps flowing.

Until the swerve when they switch. It keeps the audience interested and the money, again, keeps flowing.

John, congresspeople are in office for, like, 80 or 90 years. You can't just expect them to do the same character that whole time. It gets boring.

John, congresspeople are in office for, like, 80 or 90 years. You can't just expect them to do the same character that whole time. It gets boring.

I brought in Daily Show senior ass kicker Mick Foley to show how easy it is for a politician to work both sides of the filibuster. Foley, save the filibuster.

I brought in Daily Show senior ass kicker Mick Foley to show how easy it is for a politician to work both sides of the filibuster. Foley, save the filibuster.

I know, it's good. Now, right, now check this out. Watch the swerve.

I know, it's good. Now, right, now check this out. Watch the swerve.

Context, John? No, the news guys, they're more like the manager, the color guys. They got their own take on the filibuster, too. Bully!

Context, John? No, the news guys, they're more like the manager, the color guys. They got their own take on the filibuster, too. Bully!

Thanks, Josie. Boy, oh boy, the moose has been on fire today, running his mouth all over the court. He's burning up like a cross in my grandma's yard. Boom. I got you. That's because when it comes to the fundamentals, moose is the best. Let's take a look at that last comment again. Here's this black player, and he's mouthing off at a white guy.

Thanks, Josie. Boy, oh boy, the moose has been on fire today, running his mouth all over the court. He's burning up like a cross in my grandma's yard. Boom. I got you. That's because when it comes to the fundamentals, moose is the best. Let's take a look at that last comment again. Here's this black player, and he's mouthing off at a white guy.

You see, this young black guy here really eggs Moose on by questioning the call. A white player knows what to do when you're fouled. You say, thank you, sir. You doff your cap. Solid point. That's why Larry Bird retired. Too much sass. But look here. Then he follows it up with a double move. Well, what are you doing with a whistle? Did you steal off a white player, a white man? Look out, son.

You see, this young black guy here really eggs Moose on by questioning the call. A white player knows what to do when you're fouled. You say, thank you, sir. You doff your cap. Solid point. That's why Larry Bird retired. Too much sass. But look here. Then he follows it up with a double move. Well, what are you doing with a whistle? Did you steal off a white player, a white man? Look out, son.

You're in Moose's house. Big W, break it down for me.

You're in Moose's house. Big W, break it down for me.