Xander

He's 78-year-old Michael Caine sitting on his back. So I thought that you were trying to ruin my wife. I have Katie, and I plan on blowing her up if you don't try to ruin me wife. My God, Xander, you look so much more different. Some people just want to watch the world burn. The Michael Caine bit has got to end.

Yeah. In my mind, she is in a warehouse with four pinstripe suit Italian mobsters waiting to be blown up. And he's like, yeah, we should get him fired.

Yeah. In my mind, she is in a warehouse with four pinstripe suit Italian mobsters waiting to be blown up. And he's like, yeah, we should get him fired.

Yeah. In my mind, she is in a warehouse with four pinstripe suit Italian mobsters waiting to be blown up. And he's like, yeah, we should get him fired.

If we can come up with... Okay, first off, I'll do the same thing. Same things to him that he's done to me. Wow. How imaginative. So what if we just did everything he did to us to him?

If we can come up with... Okay, first off, I'll do the same thing. Same things to him that he's done to me. Wow. How imaginative. So what if we just did everything he did to us to him?

If we can come up with... Okay, first off, I'll do the same thing. Same things to him that he's done to me. Wow. How imaginative. So what if we just did everything he did to us to him?

Hold on, there's Brazilian fart porn on my Facebook feed. I have to delete it first.

Hold on, there's Brazilian fart porn on my Facebook feed. I have to delete it first.

Hold on, there's Brazilian fart porn on my Facebook feed. I have to delete it first.

So they're still not really looking to physically do anything to him.

So they're still not really looking to physically do anything to him.

So they're still not really looking to physically do anything to him.

If someone had... my wife in a warehouse that was going to blow her up. And there was Italian mobsters, right?

If someone had... my wife in a warehouse that was going to blow her up. And there was Italian mobsters, right?

If someone had... my wife in a warehouse that was going to blow her up. And there was Italian mobsters, right?

The way that I would ruin this person's life is I would cut off all their toes, their fingers. I'd blind them. I'd make them deaf and I'd make them mute. Like, like how else, I mean, that would ruin, I mean, like what else can you do? Cut out their tongue.

The way that I would ruin this person's life is I would cut off all their toes, their fingers. I'd blind them. I'd make them deaf and I'd make them mute. Like, like how else, I mean, that would ruin, I mean, like what else can you do? Cut out their tongue.

The way that I would ruin this person's life is I would cut off all their toes, their fingers. I'd blind them. I'd make them deaf and I'd make them mute. Like, like how else, I mean, that would ruin, I mean, like what else can you do? Cut out their tongue.

And it's just like, well, there you go. Because also, if you do that, you completely incapacitate him to do anything else.