Yorma Taccone

Not too shabby.

Oh, wow. That it was. That was shabby.

On the way out the door, still doing comedy.

Maybe even heightened it, honestly. I mean, even you describing that, Amy, like just all the hairs on the back of my neck. I'm like, that's so wonderful. I just remember that.

She's a more Mohegan Sun type of person.

What's up, dudes? How fucking late was I?

Wait, I just have a question about spelling V now since it feels like it needs to mention it.

Okay, that's fair.

My question is, I know he's not on the podcast, but is he texting you updates about his spelling bee right now? Not yet. Not yet.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck, I'm getting burned so hard. Fucking first best, and now it's just unreal. It's, oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, what's the blue color?

No. Hold on. Because I want to say Petty Four. You want to say that, but that's wrong. Yeah, that's like a treat. Do you remember what kind of a thing it was? No, it's a color. What's the name of it? Petit Blue. What do we call it? Oh, no. Oh no. I've just got put on the spot.

There you go. God damn it.

I'm so bummed that we're going to use all that.

Should have fucking tatted it on my forehead.

Yeah.

Is it more lavender? I thought it was just like a baby blue-ish color. But yeah, you were more right.

Can I just say something about colors? Because me and Akiva did a lot of graffiti when we were kids. And so a lot of my references for colors are all Krylon spray paint colors.

It's hard because I don't want to ever do an ad just for free.

So yeah, don't say the label. I think it was over $400. No. God, no. No, I would never.

That's very close. It was $180. It is a Nike vest, but it's through a company called End Clothing. And they basically have a bunch of different designers.

Well, now I feel weird wearing it, though, Keev. Because I feel like if I walk around Brooklyn now, it's like somebody who, because I've been noticed at the gym before and people are like, hey, I love the pod.

That was a Supreme coat, right? That Andy had? Yeah. Yeah. And just ruined the coat.

Do you know why? I directed an episode of The Knuckles Show, and Brandon, who has shot for us, he shot three movies for my wife. He shot Popstar. He shot MacGruber. We've known forever. He just shot the Naked Gun movie coming out in August. Something. Very exciting. Right? First. First. August 1st. He's a great guy, but he directed an episode of the Knuckles show. He was also the DP for Sonic 3.

So he did all of the Knuckles show and then went straight into Sonic 3. And I just wanted to see those guys again. So when I was reading the draft, giving some pitch ideas on jokes, I was like, who's this IT guy? How can I get back to England? You guys make me the IT guy.

I pitched myself so I could get a free trip back to England and see those guys. And it was worth it.

I had some concerns about missing an episode. Oh, well, Seth, I'm very curious about this. Oh, yeah. Okay. So you missed last episode. This is the first time we didn't have you. What'd you think? So I, again, I loved it.

Did I say any tracks?

Well, it was fun to do without you knowing the whole time, just thinking about you judging it. And again, it was only enjoying it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And who can beat the price? No one. I mean, way better than a summer bod, I got to say.

I kept saying that until people were like, please stop. And I was like, summer bonds are out. Low, low prices are in.

Oh, oh, Keeve, yes. Rescued me from overpriced phone bills. Thank you, Mint Mobile.

Okay, thanks, Fred. I feel like Fred is so good at taking a tiny thing about a person, usually something that you find mildly annoying or something, and then blowing it up into this macro, like, just like, holy shit, this was the one thing about this person's personality. And it's very funny to me to be like, oh, this was part of his personality.

I feel like it's always like taking something about someone else.

Yeah, why would you do that? Like, that's like the worst time to provide food.

It's like a test to see who's unprofessional. And especially the meeting in the short, they're talking about very serious things, right? People are going to be fired. People are going to be laid off. But it is truly like, hey, anybody who eats this is a failure immediately. Wait, can I say one thing about Fred in terms of the... I keep saying, can I say? I noticed that. I know.

We all have our tics. It's totally fine. I forgive you. It's a bummer. So Fred used to do impressions of people, speaking of like finding the thing about you and then blowing it up to a macro kind of view of like, this is your entire personality. Fred would do impressions of people at SNL. And I remember they weren't so much like how people sounded always.

It was who you were as a person, which is a much more damning impression. And I remember... He once did an impression of me that I will forever remember and I've talked about in therapy before that was, I'm your mom. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'm your mom. I'll do it. I was like, that's so horribly accurate.

Can we talk about how the table read works just in terms of like the stress you have of having a written, just because maybe this is interesting, is that you've written all night sometimes. Sometimes you haven't even gone to bed if you're writing with Lovarte. And then it will routinely be said that it's around three-ish o'clock and then it just can go and get pushed and pushed further.

Yeah, but I did not know that you would eat those sandwiches. I didn't think anyone ate those.

Yes, I guess that part is someone else because I can't imagine.

I watched it for this a couple of days ago and I can't remember how it ended. How does it end? All toffee nibs in the house.

Yeah. I think we probably had two cameras. I mean, it's very business me. Is this the same room as business?

Tim, Zach, and Solomon, I feel like, take things to a whole other level because having a hot dog up your sleeve.

I don't know.

Got to do it. I brought the ribbon. Makes everything look a lot nicer.

I have been friends with Tina's dad for, how long has it been? Gus, how long has it been? Nikki, how long has it been? How long has it been, Steven? How long has it been? Kevin, how long has it been? How long has it been?

There was a tonnage issue.

I think they can be. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe try to make this so good that it's non-skippable.

Yeah, I'm good. And I'm wearing Viore, you guys.

But no, I just go four. So it works for me. You're just a four-way guy.

Oh, can we please try to find that and play a little bit?

But he brings a lot of swag to it. And the fact that he's dumping on New Jersey so much, I feel like also helps it somehow.

Yeah, no, there were certain people that just wore stress well at the show. I felt like John Solomon always had a pretty unstressy vibe.

I also want to hear about what got cut for it. Like, if there was a hot show and there was a lot of shit that got passed over for something, like, you do feel a tremendous amount of guilt for getting dumped on the rest of the week.

I can't wait to see Andy's reaction to him not being on the pod.

Bad for you. Good for the pod.

Amy, I just saw that you and Tina were going to play at the, like, Montegan Sun or something like that in New Jersey. And I was like, what?

We're meeting at 12. Am I wrong?

I think you love bus travel and Fred is such a diva. He can't stand it. I bet Fred loves a bus.

I like picturing the sound of getting there.

Is that the trip you guys are doing, Dallas to Houston?

Support for the Lonely Island and Seth Meyers podcast comes from Airbnb. You know, recently I took a trip to Los Angeles, California, and I stayed at an Airbnb for five days. It was in the valley. I'm not going to tell you where, because then you might track my movements. It was great. It was right across the street from a park. It was a really beautiful unit. And you know what it made me think?

It made me think, man, I'm blowing it. I have a lovely place that I could be doing the same thing with. I would love to share it with the world. It's a great way for people to have lovely experiences in. And what am I doing? I'm just blowing it. Because it feels like it's more of a vacation in an Airbnb. It's not a hotel. You don't have to feel like you're just visiting a city.

You're living in a city. And anyway, I felt like I was really... Throwing money in the garbage. And I was a fool. Your home could be worth more than you think. And you can find out how much at Airbnb.com slash host.

There was so much trauma and nerves and adrenaline. Like, I think that's the reason. Not because I'm old.

It's of course not possible.

I need a few things from the grocery. Do things alone now, mostly. Left me heartbroken, not looking for love. Surprised in my eyes when I looked up.

To check out counter and I saw her face My heart stood still, so did time and space Never felt that I could feel real again But the look in her eyes said I need a friend She turned to me, that's when she said it Looked me dead in the face as cash or credit And I shifted in

100%.

So Jorm, you're really just driving, right?

I think that's my best jizz.

You say I'm free, but you are. I just go in ecstasy. I wear a rubber hat all the time. Playing those bongos. Slashes in my pants.

My next class is in here.

Yeah.

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