Zach Lowe

They win the title, and you remember your dad...

running out to Dakar.

Just describe, just describe.

My dad quietly and literally silently wept and just silently wiped away tears when the Red Sox finally won the World Series in 2004.

That was the extent of it.

But the honking I could really relate to because...

I don't care about football at all.

Like, not at all.

One of the Giants Patriots Super Bowls that the Giants won recently, I mean, in the last 15 years recently, I was in New York City and watching it at a friend's house.

And then my wife and I were walking back to our apartment and the streets were just over, like every bar was overflowing with people going crazy, honks, the horns were honking and all this.

And I didn't care about it.

I was like, this is so cool, like to be in New York for an event like this.

And then-

Flat forward, four years ago, the opposite.

This is like moving to the suburbs just in one anecdote.

Croatia beats Brazil in the World Cup in penalty kicks and like an epic comeback penalty kick win.

My wife is from Croatia and we're going crazy in the house, running around the house.

She's crying.

We're screaming.

She opens the door like thinking-