Zach Lowe

Just dribble all the time?

He's just going to dribble, dribble, dribble.

He's going to be motivated to do what exactly in Charlotte?

Get paid and demand a trade to another team that's better?

Why am I doing that?

Salary dump.

I'm not dumping that salary.

It's not that bad of a salary.

Okay.

I'm standing by it.

I don't care.

With apologies to DeMontis Sabonis, who's tremendous.

If from this, I mean, we're like in crazy town now, like the Hornets and the Kings talking about a deal with Sabonis and LaBella Ball.

We've gone full on into crazyville.

But if I'm, with all due respect to the Kings players, the only thing I want to, I really want out of the Kings in this theoretical crazy town trade is draft picks attached to the Sacramento Kings with no protections on them, aka the most golden of gold chips in the NBA.

Yeah, just trick the Kings into thinking that they're the ones who are going to bring out all this potential in LaMelo Ball.

Trick them into saying, use all the social media data I've got about how this is going to revolutionize, get the fans who are so just done with this Kings team, get young fans back in the seats.

He likes cowbells, just whatever stupid sales pitches I can come up with.

Can you just put that in there?

Vivek, you'll have been chased out of town by a mob with pitchforks by then.