Zach

And they're like, yes.

And they fucking turn it on and they go.

And the cops are just like, I'm like, there's a criminal right here.

We could tell you exactly where he is for them to do it.

But just do it then.

And then what's infuriating is, like, I was on my phone for, I mean, this was my LV a couple weeks ago.

Of course I did.

I said, hand out my bat.

I was on my phone.

But it's like, you're going to give me a ticket for, like, checking my phone at a red light.

There's one guy that steals.

First of all, hey, guy, those are my clubs, not yours.

they're not yours that's a good argument right those are good it's a good argument yeah i just i actually am like because he beat you in terms of stealing them like you didn't see him you you took he he got him you got him but they were yours yeah which gets into one of my confessions i have two confessions i want to hear the follow-up thing that's my confession okay

Because I can't reiterate enough how well-timed it would have to be.

It would be like a movie or something.

It doesn't make sense that somebody stole them in 30 seconds.

It doesn't.

Sarah drove off.

The guy probably had a 12-second window to steal them.

yeah because like sarah genuinely like so she had like and so sarah had to kind of move because i'm going in sarah's still there so that's why you think you're being followed well that's part of their other hints there's other hints what are they so so that again i can't reiterate enough how the timing of it yeah i mean somebody had to be sitting there watching being like okay now i'm just gonna take them go away i've said it had to be i've said it like a bunch of times like that's the craziest thing i've ever witnessed that that theft