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Yeah, like Korean Koreans, not Bobby Lee Korean. You know, Bobby Lee's, I think he was born here, right?

Yeah, like Korean Koreans, not Bobby Lee Korean. You know, Bobby Lee's, I think he was born here, right?

Yeah, like Korean Koreans, not Bobby Lee Korean. You know, Bobby Lee's, I think he was born here, right?

That's true. And he has a lot of trauma, I think.

That's true. And he has a lot of trauma, I think.

That's true. And he has a lot of trauma, I think.

Yeah, but I think Koreans are the vainest Asians, man. They have a whole skincare. They're known for skincare. The whole country is known for skincare and plastic surgery. Oh, really? Yeah. Bring up some of that Asian skincare. There's lots of stuff, man. They put snail, that snail juice, you know, and the snail crawls. It leaves behind like a trail of goo. Yeah. They put that shit on their skin.

Yeah, but I think Koreans are the vainest Asians, man. They have a whole skincare. They're known for skincare. The whole country is known for skincare and plastic surgery. Oh, really? Yeah. Bring up some of that Asian skincare. There's lots of stuff, man. They put snail, that snail juice, you know, and the snail crawls. It leaves behind like a trail of goo. Yeah. They put that shit on their skin.

Yeah, but I think Koreans are the vainest Asians, man. They have a whole skincare. They're known for skincare. The whole country is known for skincare and plastic surgery. Oh, really? Yeah. Bring up some of that Asian skincare. There's lots of stuff, man. They put snail, that snail juice, you know, and the snail crawls. It leaves behind like a trail of goo. Yeah. They put that shit on their skin.

No way. Look at that woman. She's like glowing. Look at that.

No way. Look at that woman. She's like glowing. Look at that.

No way. Look at that woman. She's like glowing. Look at that.

You have to Google snail mucin. M-U-C-I-N.

You have to Google snail mucin. M-U-C-I-N.

You have to Google snail mucin. M-U-C-I-N.

That's why I have a joke about this that I do in my act that it's hard to find Asian pedophiles because they all look like they're 12, but they're actually 35. Why would you take the risk on an illegal one? Oh, yeah. You'll find you're just molesting yourself. Yeah, just molesting your people. And then you're like, oh, shit.

That's why I have a joke about this that I do in my act that it's hard to find Asian pedophiles because they all look like they're 12, but they're actually 35. Why would you take the risk on an illegal one? Oh, yeah. You'll find you're just molesting yourself. Yeah, just molesting your people. And then you're like, oh, shit.

That's why I have a joke about this that I do in my act that it's hard to find Asian pedophiles because they all look like they're 12, but they're actually 35. Why would you take the risk on an illegal one? Oh, yeah. You'll find you're just molesting yourself. Yeah, just molesting your people. And then you're like, oh, shit.

Yeah. I don't know how real it is. How do you know it's actually snail mucin? Yeah. You know? It could just be water and sugar and cornstarch.

Yeah. I don't know how real it is. How do you know it's actually snail mucin? Yeah. You know? It could just be water and sugar and cornstarch.