Zach

Okay.

I've got Texas here for us.

Some are considering saying that Texas Longhorns have selfish tendencies on the court after ranking 289th in assists this season, averaging under 12 per game.

They also contribute to Texas being the number one state-consuming state in the nation.

Shout out to Texas.

They're eating good.

We've got the University of Nebraska here.

At the University of Nebraska, players on the men's basketball team along with fellow students rub the feet of a bronze Archie the Mammoth statue on campus for good luck.

Furthermore, I've counted six businesses specializing in pedicures in a 1.9 mile radius of Nebraska.

They may be in foot fetish territory.

A lot of feet guys over there.

Purdue, in all college basketball, only two players have started every single game for their school in four consecutive seasons.

Both of them go to Purdue, that being Fletcher Lawyer and Brain Smith.

I don't think so.

For Michigan, you know, Michigan is located in the double peninsula state of Michigan, being the Great Lakes state.

Michigan has four more Great Lakes than it has NCAA national championships.

Not the best water to ring ratio there in Michigan.

Okay.

I've got Iowa State here.

The first female lawyer, Arabella Mansfield, is from Iowa.