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Podcast Appearances
Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your JΓ€germeister ice cold.
That's the rule.
Everything else is merely a suggestion.
Everything else?
Everything else.
Wearing clean underwear every day?
Well, that's just a personal decision.
Brushing your teeth?
Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence?
Exactly.
You're finally starting to get it.
Drink responsibly.
Jagermeister Liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume.
Imported by Mass Jagermeister US, White Plains, New York.
That's me.
I see that photo of Daniel Day-Lewis looking like Lincoln before he's about to start filming Lincoln.
And you know what I do?
I mean, I jerk off all over myself.