Zerka

Dark humor should just let people do that.

yeah yeah oh really but i was like with the oblock dude so it was kind of like i always had that um like a year you didn't feel the blackness like when they start multiplying you know how black people just pop out of the the bush like you you ask one of them for a lighter and then fucking 10 of them start surrounding you they're like where you from no they're pretty cool give me the fucking lighter what the hell

You're a smart guy.

How do you not know that you can't fucking fuck with them?

You're like, Hasan, what am I doing here?

Well, we could call Steve.

You don't want to watch Marley and Me for three days.

Is that Jennifer Aniston and the dog?

It's the most American thing ever.

But Mexicans aren't going to like that movie.

That's a good point.

You'd be surprised.

You're watching Marley and Me wiping your ass.

Have you seen the Mexican Marley and Me, the movie?

Legal migration is the biggest problem.

You are not going to have the same country if you keep browning America.

I'll just say it like that.

I'm not racist.

I'll fuck a Mexican girl, all right?

To prove it, I'll fuck a Mexican girl.