Zindu
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I've eaten enough Americans that I put on the weight.
Zindu would like you to know that I'm still the best newscaster there is.
by CNN, NPR, ABC, NBC, CBS, I said, fuck you.
I only work for the Dark Sewer Network.
Not just because it's in, like, in my contract and they'll kill me because they put that tracker with the explosive.
Kind of like the, uh, the, the, the, uh, the fucking, those beeper bombs.
That was cool news for a day.
That was like, oh man, I guess I shouldn't be stupid.
If I'm going to be evil, I shouldn't be dumb.
I guess you shouldn't be dumb.
I guess you can't be not evil if you're not dumb.