Zoe Lyons

They commandeered it to move some of their own stuff so it left us in the water.

with an oceanic white tip circling underneath us.

And the oceanic white tips are, they're an interesting shark because they're the ones that, you know, when you hear about sort of pirates being eaten in shipwrecks or planes going down and people being eaten by sharks, it's usually oceanic white tips.

They're the sort of, yeah, they're sort of scavenger sharks in that respect.

And it was circling underneath us.

And I was in the water with this German guy who I hadn't spoken to prior to that point.

And I just hung on to him because he was massive.

And I thought, well, if it does come for us, I'm hoping it'll prefer a German Wurst.

Yeah, rubbing clothes.

I'll just numb you.

He's more yummy.

I'm more nummy.

He doesn't get travel insurance anymore, does he?

No.

Any prior claims?

Like an avocado stone.

Yeah, yeah.

It is quite a job, isn't it?

If that is your... I once met a bloke who took... He got venom from snakes in Australia for antidotes and that was his job.

Like Thai pans and all sorts.