Zoran Mamdani

People have been waiting to feel this.

I mean, you look at all these Knicks fans' videos of the years that we have lived through.

Yeah.

starting fives over the years, and now where we are.

So we're planning for all the logistics.

I'm not going to say things out loud to curse anything.

But I will say that we're excited for Knicks fans to have the summer of our lives.

You know?

I can't make a promise now that I'm not sure if I can keep, but I will try.

Because I think that this moment is for the whole city.

And it's a moment where people are willing to look forward after a long time for us just being looking in the rearview mirror.

And I think that what we want to do is make sure that every New Yorker can enjoy themselves, and that includes everybody you mentioned.

Does it say the word pheromones in there?

Proclamation.

Whereas Oklahoma City Thunder Guard Shy Gilgus Alexander is clearly the most egregious flopper this side of James Harden.

No disagreement thus far.

Whereas no New Yorker shall approve of nor engage in such thirsty behavior on the court of basketball nor in the court of public opinion, now therefore I, Zahran Kwame Mwandani, Mayor of the City of New York, do hereby proclaim June 2026 in the City of New York as Shai Gilgis Alexander, no flopping month.

That's the first one.

Whereas New York Knicks forward Mikael Bridges is a playoff hero,

Whereas Ed Koch got the 59th Street Bridge named after him, so we might as well name every single one the Mikal Bridge during the finals.