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1 Minute with The Bald-Headed Poet

Prose and Cons Talk: Halloween Exposed

13 Oct 2023

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I walked down Melbourne Streetto hear the bands play ghoulish melodies.Someone yelled, "I've witnessed a murder."I saw him lurking around the corner,and instantly noticed his sideburns.His cape was black and wrinkled and blood was on his T-Shirt.People ran to see the crime scene,but the man disappeared.They found body parts in a brazier.It smelled liked beans and barbecue ribs.The police thought it was joke,but real blood was on the rest of the corpse.A girl identified a tall white man,and said he drove off in an old green van.I told an officer about the creep,He said his name is Vampire Pete,A famous ventriloquist,He killed his wife by accident.He thought she was a mannequin.They stopped his suicide attempt,The wicked fool had rope marks on his neck.Poems are green and Poetry is mean. -Poetry Beast Please accept my endless gratitude,I'm tickled pink,You're a gift!Thank you for your time and attention.It's a blessing you've stopped to observe and listen.ADDITIONAL INFO: @thebaldheadedpoet | Linktree

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