Another form of hosiery,That contours to your panties,Reveals if you're wearing a G-string,Exposes your cottage cheese,And breeds bacteria and yeast.How nasty can you be?Now some women refuse to buy jeans,Blame Lululemon.Of course, they were made by a dude.Should we start wearing swimwear to the gym too,Since lycra and nylon are comfortable.When will we stand for truth?Will nudity be banned in the United States?Not until men get tired of seeing buttocks, vulva prints and spanx. Poems are green and Poetry is mean. -Poetry Beast Please accept my endless gratitude,I'm tickled pink,You're a gift!Thank you for your time and attention.It's a blessing you've stopped to observe and listen.ADDITIONAL INFO: @thebaldheadedpoet | Linktree
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